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i was put on this planet to make evil posts

left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

you will never smell corner like she can

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

canine taur who does the dog bowing to play thing when they're excited. that's my post goodbye

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

halloween blinkies

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

my friend @wormscience lala