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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

pst

If you’re checking this blog because you’ve been followed by it: my main is a sideblog,  @thiscatastrophe. I promise I am real <2

wanted to draw something that isnt “in your face” saturated for once

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naruto gif challenge :: two villages ↳ [2/2] suna

Fanfiction Tropes that Should be Left in 2006 Where They Belong

Not a comprehensive list, by any means, but I chatted with some folks last night about fanfiction tropes that generally don’t go right. Go ahead and add your own.

I’ll tack this on before anyone mentions it: this list by no means implies that there’s no right way to write a particular trope. I believe there’s a good way to handle any writing situation. These are just the ones that... don’t usually get good treatment.

The “I’m an Eroguro Writer and Even I’m Kinkshaming You” list:

A/B/O

You smell good and I want to put my dick in the smell.

That’s it. That’s the story.

Why would you even bother mentioning betas in the trope name if they’re literally never going to show up? 

Basically a less interesting version of Gor-style BDSM that manages to be slightly more creepy.

Trapped in a Closet Watching Someone Jerk Off

Do I... actually need to explain why this is messed up?

The Classic Yaoi

People still write this? I feel old.

The submissive partner becomes ultra-feminine regardless of their canon portrayal.

Usually contains contrived-ass conflict that no real person would be bothered by.

The “That’s Not How My Job Works” list:

Hot for Teacher

Please don’t.

Seriously, please don’t.

Bonus terrible points if it’s a student/teacher relationship. I don’t care that your submissive is a college student and technically an adult. You know damn well that’s not how it works.

Sad Sex Worker

Contains a mysterious enigma stripper/rent boy/sex worker du jour who our main character can pine after. 

90% of the time starts with said sex worker standing on a bridge in the Big City in the rain, being sad and thinking about their Sad Sex Worker life.

Literally talk to a sex worker one (1) time before you write one of these. 

The “Is This What Kids Like Now?” list:

Chatfic

Listen.

I feel like 90% of the fun is making up character-specific handles.

What’s the other 10? Who knows.

Incredibly Detailed Doing-Someone’s-Makeup Scene

Someone help me I’m lost.

Has anyone lost their grandmother?

It’s me. I’m the grandmother.

I’m just.. really grateful for you.

Flirting doesn't always have to be smooth. The best kind is the gooey cheesy kind that is so terrible that it makes your heart melt.

I’m just.. really grateful for you.

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

Mongolian throat singing is country music from a different longitude

Me: Oh hey i got a message

Me: On my... student teaching journal blog?

Me: From... a porn bot...

Some kisaita au love

Look at those cuties, they match perfectly 

and I want both t-shirts maybe I’m gonna print them

Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”

…y'all that’s not any less gay.

I think this is some type of camera, but tbh it just looks like hamtaro has a pair of truck nuts. 

wearing green is gay culture

Shout out to the kids with bizarre ass triggers!! I fucking hate couches because that’s where my deadbeat neglectful dad spends all his time and that’s fine!

Detroit teachers stage “sickout” over horrible conditions, force schools to close

Eighty-eight of Detroit’s 97 public schools were closed Wednesday when teachers participated in a districtwide “sickout” to push for demands related to school conditions and their rights as employees. The protests align with a very high profile visitor in Detroit.

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Haha!!!

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3