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there’s an amazing second use for travel size cylindrical shaped shampoo bottles that I’d like to explore with you as the sub— ject

…who said that

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

You know what this ADHD-reminded me of

when you go on a rant about this world in your heart and mind you have such a passion for and they actually LISTEN and RESPOND with some F**KING DEEP DIALOGUE and you just look at them like…

… like they just became a part of that world.

me: has had an aversion to swearing like an asexual does to sex my entire life

also me: this is the last diddlydarn stRaW

Recited this verbatim to the Allfather in front of the high council. Recalling that you’re only 17 in human years, he said you’re grounded for “give or take 5,000 years”, whatever that means.

Entirely unrelated, I was recently banished

Loki in suit

Me realizing that Glamrock Freddy is a 6’4 teddy bear with blue eyes, who is fashionable, compassionate and the reincarnation of Michael Afton,

And my brain is like… Doctor Mike?? 😂

(doesn’t his name in Russian literally mean teddy bear??)

And never forget that there were also white slaves, and that the Portuguese started slavery.

it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!

I love to see these sorts of posts, especially on Tumblr. I’d also like to add that Christianity isn’t supposed to be some sort of excuse for hating people for who they are or what they do. Being a Christian kind of goes by “I love you, but I don’t have to love what you’re doing” and that’s one of the best parts of it. Being a homosexual isn’t the sin, the sin is giving into your homosexual desires and acting on them. So yeah, God does love everyone no matter what they do, just be careful what you do if you say you’re a Christian. You should always do your best to obey God and act like one.

Also I wanted to add: people who decide they want to alter their bodies to “become the opposite sex“ or identify as neither sex are rejecting the image of God within themselves. God made man and woman in his own image, and when you try to change that or reject his plan for you, you’re rejecting him.

hi! so you don't have to answer this, i know we have different viewpoints on this, so no pressure if you DON'T want to respond and/or have already responded somewhere.

i know you're christian and personally don't support (support might be the wrong word, i don't know, sorry) lgbtq+ because it goes against your religion. i was wondering if there was any chance you could explain how/why it goes against your religion? and if possible, what you do regarding the topic/your thoughts on lgbt people?

i know this is a pressurized topic and i don't blame you if you choose not to respond. i promise, i'm not trying to start an argument-- you have your views, i have mine, and i highly doubt either of our viewpoints are going to change based on an ask, i'm just trying to understand/get your perspective, and no offense is meant.

thanks in advance if you do respond, and thanks for reading anyway if you don't!

have a nice day

yo, what's up!! I don't mind talking about this at all, or any other difficult or hot topic about Christianity, especially when someone is so nice about it! thanks for your kindness :)

(please know that I am not trying to attack you, or anyone else who is trans or homosexual in this post, I am simply speaking the Bible- these are God's words and I am just His messenger.)

so I'm gonna go through a few verses that talk about this a bit.

Leviticus 18:22 ~ You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

this applies to both m/m and f/f relationships

Mark 10:6-9 ~ But from the beginning of creation, ‘God made them male and female.’ ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

this clearly shows that there are two genders, male and female, and that God rightly assigned genders when he created them, and that marriage is designed to be between one man and one woman. both for reproduction, and because we are physclogically designed to work together in this manner, relying on each other and working harmoniously as a single unit for life, which means this verse is also against casual dating and hook-ups, two very dangerous things in todays culture

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

1 Timothy 1:8-11 ESV - Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.

as you can see here, in these verses, homosexuality isn't the sole thing that is condemmed. there are many other sins in the list as well. and I think this is something in this day that is either unknown or intentionally ignored by the LGBTQIA+ group. there are only a few verses in the Bible that talk about homosexuality by itself, many other places have it in a list with other sins, like just above. God isn't just saying 'booo, anti gay people! not in my heaven!' God is clearly telling us what kind of lifestyle sins He does not accept, because they go against His plan for us, biologically, and psychologically. and in hundreds of other places in the Bible, it tells us what other sins we should not commit- literally, being a good brother/sister to your family (either earthly or heavenly) or being a good neighbor to anyone is talked about in the Bible more.

so I'm not saying that this isn't important, or that homosexuality isn't a big deal, but I am saying that in the past 30 years especially, as the LGBTQIA+ movement has exploded and become more socially exceptable than in any other point in our 6,000 years of recorded human history, Christians and LGBTQIA+ have blown it out of proportion equally, with some Christians being really prideful that they don't struggle with that sin, or not paying just as much attention to other sins that they do struggle with (forgetting that they should take the log out of their eye before the speck in their neighbors), and LGBTQIA+ people either saying that its just a personal attack on them, or deciding to ignore and consider themselves Christians anyway, even though you cannot follow the queer desires of your flesh and enter the Kingdom of Heaven, just like you cant be a lying cheating slanderer and do so.

1 Corinthians 5:1 - It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that is not tolerated even among pagans, for a man has his father's wife.

this verse is condemning a hetrosexual sexual sin- a guy sleeping with his mother-in-law (that's the terminology that was used at the time for it, he wasn't going so far as to sleep with his literal mother) The text then goes on to condem this sin just as much as a same-sex couple having sexual relations. so what I'm trying to say here, is that yes, homosexuality or changing your gender is a sin, but so is cheating. so is being unfaithful to your husband/wife. so is divorcing them simply because they don't excite you anymore. homosexual sin is no better or worse than heterosexual sin. they are both equally condemned in the Bible. its become more of a hot-button topic now than ever in the last 30ish years, which is a VERY recent development.

and to anyone who falls under the LGBTQIA+ category and has ever been aggressively attacked by a Christian, I am sorry. that is not what Christianity is about. yes, I don't agree with what you choose to do. but no, I do not think being aggressive in our response is the answer at all. we are called to preach the gospel with love and grace and patience, and be firm and unwavering in our beliefs but gentle, because we cannot hold you to the standards we hold ourselves to, unless and until you accept them for yourself. its unreasonable to expect that you should follow these guidlines when you don't believe in them.

so while we disagree, thank you so much Freddie for being kind in your question :) happy to answer any more that you have about Christianity!!

any other Christians who have thoughts, please add on!

people always wonder why I get so angry when they make loud noises or slam cupboard doors and what they don’t know and what I still don’t fully understand is I was sworn at a lot as a kid/tween. I mean like, shouting loud enough that the neighbors could probably hear and calling me horrible things as I had to stand there enduring the semi public degradation. I still never call it trauma or abuse because I don’t know when it becomes actual abuse, like other people have gone through way way worse shit in their lives than I have. but like calling your 12 year old child things like “stupid little f**ker” and “r*tarded” is wrong so someone please enlighten me as to if I am somewhat validated in lashing out when there are people yelling at me, and almost sobbing when people are soft and gentle with me

as I’m typing this my reminder to pray pops up 😭

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

lion’s pov

frick

i think i just found my soulmate

i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN DEAD MEN’S CHEST BABY LETS FECKING GOOOOOO

The Sound of Music

You know,

there’s a lot of things I could say in response to this. like for example, the smelling children’s hair thing How he has no idea what he’s talking about half the time, and the other half of the time he’s taking a nap. trump isn’t perfect either. he’s a businessman though, and he knows how to win. I’m just saying that it’s not about who’s the leader, it’s about how that leader can serve and what they do to make their country better instead of themselves look better. A president should always ask what he can do for his country, not complain about the situation and his political rivals. You want America to live? Idk go DO something yourself, because obviously these people won’t step up and do it themselves. Like my old history teacher used to say, if you don’t vote, don’t complain. look if I knew anything about being president, I’d run, because it’s about the people you serve, and I want to see this country do better. Unfortunately, I’m not old enough to run yet. but America always has been, always will be one nation, under God, and if you remove the God part, we’re all slaves. this man is making us slaves.

his ultimate weapon

Half of the FNAF fandom when asked to choose between a real person and this

….I would choose the bear

frick that I decided on this MLP was my old fav

Who is it?💕

Ok but what if the bike is on a bike too

Akira bike sliding on a horse

PLEASE that Loki one was adorable

also @laufeyson-l0ki I love your writing 🤩

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

fine. but if tomorrow I don’t get hit on or get to hold a baby bunny or something, i’m coming for this fecking potato and making it into curly fries

i will keep you updated.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE COULD’VE HAD FLUFFY HAIR LOKI THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!

Can y’all incredible artists of the Tumblr please draw or AI generate pictures of Loki wand generate them to look like Thor 1 Loki with the soft look and the short hair?? Like I mean, take Ragnarok Loki and give him the same Ragnarok outfit but… make him the soft happy Loki again.

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

my favorite MBTI types trying to make friends online (not exactly funny but this is as accurate as it gets)

ISFJ: *has an entire plan written out with military precision but never uses it* *gets friends anyway by accident)

ENFP: hey you seem nice, sorry I’m so awkward I know lol wanna be friends?

INTP (me): like dude. i bared my soul to you. why are we not yet mutuals

ESFP: CAL EH FORNIA 🔥GURLS🔥 WE’RE UNDINYABOOO—

ESFJ: *already has maxed out friend limit*

INTJ (my bff): so I made this online quiz with some help from dear olds ENTP… ok actually ENTP forced me to do it so that they can prove that MBTI really doesn’t matter when making friends

I’d say Ragnarok Loki is more INFP. I’ll explain why I believe this. Introverted over Extroverted: he doesn’t seem to go out of his way to talk with people, nor does he seem to need others to feel much more energized. I know that socialization can help pretty much anyone to feel better, but if anything he just seems tired on the ship at the end of the movie. On a scale o from 1 to 10, 1 being extremely introverted, and 10 being extremely extroverted, I’d have him at a 4, a careful middle leaning toward introversion.

Intuition over Sensing: “Always so perceptive, about everyone but yourself”. He’s incredibly skilled at sorcery; his interest in reading, history, culture, would all point to someone artistically inclined or with a creative, intelligent mind. When we get a look at the young female Loki in the Loki series, we see that she is playing with dolls. If her desire to play with fantasy rather than physical activities carries over into the male Loki we all know and love (I would not say her counterpart because all the Loki variants are different in many ways) that’s yet another thing to convince me. I just want to say that if his interests were this impressive and he’s really this into knowledge, then a modern earth Loki would understand references from thousands of obscure or popular sources.

Feeling over Thinking: that aloof indifference is all his mask. He truly cares about other people, deep down, though he may not show it often. Whether his emotional unavailability is caused by the torture he endured while imprisoned by the Black Order or his apparent childhood trauma, he does have feelings. This isn’t to say he won’t hurt people’s feelings deliberately out of spite (or even grief). The look in his eyes when releasing Valkyrie from his mind-walking hold just seems like he’s absorbing all that he’s just seen (because surely he went in and tried to see more than that) screams “My god, I know your pain, I know what it’s like to want to give up and throw yourself away due to failure after failure, letting others down when they need you, trying to distance yourself when you know that you can never stop caring.” And maybe that’s just my intuition talking, but I can really feel when other people have felt the same pain I have.

Perceiving over Judging: he’s impulsive, yes, but this was harder to decide than the others. I actually have a book on MBTI types in children to teenagers. Perceivers like flexibility and spontaneity, they find the rules to be limiting and strict, they’re very curious and impulsive and they love to adapt to things that are usually frustrating to others. Loki exhibits many of those traits, however he also has a few judging traits.

THUS ENDS MY RANT!!

Honestly at first I thought he was ENFJ or INFJ.

No.

First, let’s make it clear that it’s hard to type a character accurately 100%. Unless of course you are the creator of said character or are the character in question.

That being said, I’ve noticed people saying that Loki is an INTP; and that is ridiculous. As an INTP, I just don’t see it. He may pretend to be, but he’s crazily emotional and very short sighted. If anything I’d say he’s an ISFJ. (I’m not going to go into huge detail here, but…)

1. He refuses to listen to what others are saying because he’s too blinded by what he’s experienced. (S) 

2. He’s fueled by his emotions, he may keep them in check sometimes; but everything stems from how he’s feeling what his mood is. 

 I am by no means an expert here so refrain from any abuse and such, because I’m not one of those crazy fans etc. Though feel free to discuss your take on it.  I just don’t think he’s an INTP. I suppose you could mistake his F for T because you’re comparing him to Thor, which makes him seem more a T; but there are other factors to take into consideration. This is not a black and white subject. 

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