Me Finding Out Sephiroth Stands At 6'6 Or 6'7

Me finding out Sephiroth stands at 6'6 or 6'7

my stupidly romantic ass: but what if time doesn’t flow in a linear fashion in Apocrypha and Miraak, in his millennias-long quest to read everything because what else is there to do, inadvertently stumbles across books on the Last Dragonborn centuries before they’re born?

he reads each and every single one of these books with the intention of learning how to destroy the Dragonborn when the time comes, but instead, he finds himself growing attached to them the way we do with fictional characters. he knows so much about them that they could almost be a friend. the thought of meeting them helps him hold onto his sanity, and when they finally stumble into Apocrypha, all he can think is, oh, it’s finally you.

(and when the Dragonborn breaks him out of Apocrypha, the books change to tell the story of a man named Miraak and his altered fate and, eventually, a love that would go down in ballads for the next few hundred years, but Miraak never gets to read it.)

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

Freyja: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Miraak: You are my reward. *meanwhile* Kyra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Alessia: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Miraak: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kyra, Freyja, & Alessia: Okay. Miraak: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kyra: Bold of you to assume I have money. Freyja: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Alessia: Bold of you to assume I can die.