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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Belphie: Thats Not A Burger, Thats A Death Wish.

Belphie: That’s not a burger, that’s a death wish.

Solomon: Hey! :(

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #33

MC: And now for a gay update with Asmo and Solomon.

Asmo: Getting gayer.

MC: Thank you, Asmo.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46

Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.

Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Seriously though, that would be awesome! I’m definitely gonna throw one now–

I want to have a wedding, but I DON'T want to get married. Like, I want to have a small little gathering with my friends and some of my cousins maybe (the cool ones) where everyone dresses up to the nines and we just fucking party then get food in our fancy ass clothes and be the baddest bitches.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #38

MC: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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