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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. 

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. 

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #40

*after Lesson 16*

MC: I trusted you! 

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Mammon: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Lucifer’* 

MC: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of sin, Please be good.’*

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #38

MC: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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hakirachan
2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36

Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

MC: We're chopsticks! 

Asmo: Well... that's cute! 

Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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hakirachan
2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #44

*MC first arriving in the Devildom*

MC: Okay, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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