Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36
Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
MC: We're chopsticks!
Asmo: Well... that's cute!
Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Belphie: That’s not a burger, that’s a death wish.
Solomon: Hey! :(
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47
Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45
MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.
Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
MC, lovingly: I know.
Seriously though, that would be awesome! I’m definitely gonna throw one now–
I want to have a wedding, but I DON'T want to get married. Like, I want to have a small little gathering with my friends and some of my cousins maybe (the cool ones) where everyone dresses up to the nines and we just fucking party then get food in our fancy ass clothes and be the baddest bitches.
an incorrect quote inspired by my life: Mammon, cuddling Mc: *crunching noises in the background* Mammon, Pulling away: We're havin' a moment! Beel: and I'm having Doritos.
Priceless 👌
Okay, now that i think about it, i imagine all of the brothers would just be all over Mammon and MC when they’re cuddling just to annoy him.
Shit now I have to write that-
Thanks @cldhart08!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #35
Mammon: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.