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This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.

A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and...

I wish I'd known earlier what I know now after reading this. 

Celebrities have everything tailored to fit them. Everything! But they never speak about it.

They do, however, speak about the diets, workouts, natural this and that. But actually looking good in that outfit, the secret is tailoring. 

And we never hear about it. 

I want you to think about the consequences of this. Too hard? That's cool, just read the article

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Is it bad that I want everything she’s wearing?

Conrad Smith is a smart and talented Taranaki boy, so I have a lot of time for him and will forgive him for most things. 

Except this. Socks and sandals? In Hong Kong? During Summer? No, Conrad. No.

I swear that a proper post is coming soon. But I just needed to post this:

Trent Reznor and Atticus Rose just won the Oscar in the "Best Original Score" category for The Social Network.

I am so stoked. Seriously. I'm a Trent Reznor/NIN fan from back in the day, and was part of the crowd screaming the lyrics back at him when he played at the Big Day Out in 2000. It was epic.

So to celebrate this awesome win, here is the video to Closer. I have a theory that this video (and song, but mostly video) spawned a generation of women who now write fanfic about Snape.  

Wait, you've never spent the night dancing around to Moonlight Lady by Julio Iglesias with a man who makes your heart sing in an apartment that's only decorated with fairy lights while drinking Sangria and singing and crying from laughter and sheer happiness?? YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!

Are you someone who holds a camera up in a concert and then wonder why everyone hates you? I'll tell you why.

It's because you're an asshole. No no no no, don't shake your head and tell me some excuse about how you give money to charity and blah blah blah. You are.

You blocked the view of someone who paid a lot of money to get there and experience the awesome experience of live music by a musician that they love by sticking your piece of shit camera in their fucking view and then you were incredibly perplexed, annoyed or you laughed at them for getting rightfully fucking angry because you are an asshole who ruined their experience by failing to realise that the other people there were just as deserving of an amazing time as you. In fact, you probably justified your actions by some pathetic and weak ass excuse. 

Don't justify it. You're an asshole. Now get the hell out of my way!