"Sexting Mike While He's At Work" "'Visiting' Mike At Work" "Giving Mike A Little 'break' At Work"

"Sexting Mike while he's at work" "'Visiting' Mike at work" "Giving Mike a little 'break' at work"

Freddy Fazbear is going to watch you give a handjob is that what you want

you want Chica and Bonnie to see your unholy place

these things are freaking roaming and you're whipping out handies like a politician hitting the Iowa Caucus, let the man take his drug nap while the animatronics play skeeball or something-- there's a time and place

Mike Schmidt feels very aroace to me.

However

Securitywaiter/dreamtheory is a very silly ship that is somehow the most amazing thing I've ever encountered

There is something about Mike Schmidt that aroace people love. idk, this man cares about his family and doing the right thing (eventually)

he looks damn fine, but soft in a pathetic way?

and he doesn't radiate a single ounce of sexual or romantic attraction to any other character

i just think he would be a great platonic life partner

There are currently 0 platonic mike schmidt x/& reader fics on ao3 (that I can find) and that shit is just criminal.

Imagine being friends with a dude who could get you into a haunted abandoned pizzeria. That sounds sick as fuck!

Plus, you're gonna look me dead in the eyes and say this man wouldn't be the sweetest queerplatonic partner?

Chill vibes and wholesome co-parenting, my dudes. Need I say more?

This is actually how they met trust me I asked them

Plus a lil bonus doodle

Cuz I keep joking about Mike looking scraggly

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HEADCANONS / SCENARIOS

lgbtq+ hcs (pt.1)

lgbtq+ hcs (pt.2)

them with an aromantic!reader

them with an asexual!reader

ONESHOTS

(none yet)