This Is Actually How They Met Trust Me I Asked Them

This is actually how they met trust me I asked them

Plus a lil bonus doodle

Cuz I keep joking about Mike looking scraggly

Mike Schmidt feels very aroace to me.

However

Securitywaiter/dreamtheory is a very silly ship that is somehow the most amazing thing I've ever encountered

"I don't ship securitywaiter" I say as I continue to fall deeper and deeper down the "crackship" rabbit hole.

I've been procrastinating for months on end, so here's a little headcanon for my fanfic writers out there who...ya know, actually write stuff:

Dark has the ability to silence all noise a person can hear by touching them. This comes in handy when/if one of the other egos or the da is feeling overwhelmed, especially if they're sensitive to loud noises.

He doesn't often know how to comfort people, but he understands what it's like when your mind becomes too loud to handle, so the only thing he can think to do is give them some relief.

He usually just...puts a hand on their head or something. He's got chronic pain and trust issues, what'd you expect?

healp. does this guy have any specification name or anything. are there fics or art of him. i’m gnawing on my hand please