If You're Reading This And Don't Understand:

if you're reading this and don't understand:

30$=30pennies in worth, but one is bigger in physical size

boobs are boobs no matter the size, they still hold their worth of being boobs

small boobs good, big boobs good

(sorry if you at some point found my post offensive)

i write in a mix between: silly, shakespearian and internet slang

personyally i find this quite poggers, must i say :3

bro*

i love bro balls

Bro balls collection part 1

i feel like twinks either go full yuri* or full yaoi**

*transfem

**femboy

i still haven't picked my yet class, but i'm kinda scared because what is i mess up and have to start a new run. maybe i'll multiclass

this is why i love tumblr

Why is my feed 80% fish

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in