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my fucking limbs will be torn off due to my clumsyness

bro's trying to bring back natural selection

this is insane

yeah, but they're rare, like shiny pokemon!!

Luigi's

Great

Biomechanical

Titts

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whats the + doing there

are there more luigis with great biomechanicsl titts

old man yuri

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

to be cringe is to be free UwU

(but fr tho, i use alot of old internet slang and the people around me don't care unless they need an explination)*

chose to be with the people that has *this kind of vibe

the coolest people are actually weird and fucked up and strange and peculiar and they just dont care. the coolest people are actually lame as hell and they rock it. this is what ive learned

oh shit, that's extremley poggers and intresting, would thy mind a further explination of these traps (i might be a little evil myself)

why are you 100% evil? can't you be 1% silly? or whimsical?

Oh, can still be silly and whimsical, its more of a scale thing. On a scale of one to a hundred, i am fully evil. Id say i am a 56 on a silly scale, and a 42 on a whimsical scale. I am a hundred percent evil because i rain fire and distruction upon my enimies, and have powerful evil allies, and i have amazing ideas for traps and challenges for when i kidnap people.

i feel like twinks either go full yuri* or full yaoi**

*transfem

**femboy

i still haven't picked my yet class, but i'm kinda scared because what is i mess up and have to start a new run. maybe i'll multiclass

bro*

i love bro balls

Bro balls collection part 1

i love bros balls

Bro balls collection part 1

wait, i meant old* internet slang

i write in a mix between: silly, shakespearian and internet slang

personyally i find this quite poggers, must i say :3

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

i write in a mix between: silly, shakespearian and internet slang

personyally i find this quite poggers, must i say :3

bro, the spell regulations are in place because they're to strong, you just have to use them to protect yourself against the CMIA (Central Magical Inteligence Agency)

I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

the only one that looks like it could work doesn't

you have no idea how funny that is

The ends justifies the means

i want a catgirl with all the cat downsides included, except for cat sand, they're still fucking human

those of whom take pics with their DS are with simple words: astronomically pogger'd up

especially of thy fish

credit: @chloairy on pinterest

noo, it'll ruinm it :((

forehead kiss instead :)

"i like ur hair" ok so pull it then

this is why i love tumblr

Why is my feed 80% fish

if you're reading this and don't understand:

30$=30pennies in worth, but one is bigger in physical size

boobs are boobs no matter the size, they still hold their worth of being boobs

small boobs good, big boobs good

(sorry if you at some point found my post offensive)

this needs context i think, maybe, i'm not sure, i think

THE PIPE IS AN ARM?????

woah, thanks, now i'm learning! that's poggers :3

the last one feels so left out :(

these standards are getting crazy!!

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