If A Werewolf Goes To Space Do You Think They Transition... I Like To Think They Go Full Wolf And Never

if a werewolf goes to space do you think they transition... I like to think they go full wolf and never turn back until they come back down to earth

truly the greatest philosophical question of our time!

I'll make a poll but I will also give my opinion under the cut because I have thought about this a lot!

I think it depends on where on the moon they are. It's not the moon per se that turns them but the full moon, so by that logic there is only one spot/area on the moon where they can stand and experience the moon being fully lit up by the sun and thus turn into a werewolf, anywhere where it's only partially lit up or completely dark should be safe.

I can however also be convinced that the whole full moon thing is just accidental and actually all werewolves on earth are just synced up like it sometimes happens when ppl who have periods live together, and when they go into space maybe there are space werewolves their cycle syncs up with instead.

i love how the narrators of the locked tomb series are like:

gideon: is not paying attention

harrowhark: has brain damage

nona: was born six months ago

we love variety in our unreliable narrators

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

i do find it hilarious that for most of gideon the ninth harrow is like “sextus your megatheorem idea is stupid. you’re jumping to conclusions. you have no evidence. your premises are flawed and your conclusion is both invalid and unsound. bitch.” and then when ianthe reveals the lyctoral process at the end of the book harrowhark is the FIRST PERSON to go “oh fuck. the megatheorem”

Sometimes a family is a gentlewoman academic who can see dead people, the head of the civil service, and the two child soldiers whose planet they're annexing.

Sometimes a family is a bunch of guys who used to work in a lab together who've now become amnesiac fascist demigods in a complicated polycule with their lab manager/god, a skeletal princess, and a haunted teenager.

Sometimes a family is half a fascist demigod, second cousins timesharing a body, and the feral soul of planet earth (who is very upset that family doesn't include more dogs).

Wait so after all the John flashbacks when does Harrow realize that John Gaius ascended into godhood at the sacrifice of 10 billion people and an immortal (it’s the fucking planet man it’s 4.5 billion years older and only getting older) and then consumed its soul as the cherry on the divine necropie yeah?

And Harrow herself was born from the sacrifice of 200 people and achieved lyctorhood at the death of a immortal being (Gideon can regenerate and came back at least a dozen or more deaths making her nigh-immortal if not immortal until proven otherwise, by the time she impaled herself) 

like we get it--Harrow is meant to mirror Jod but like I think she's going all the way like she did necromancy in the river THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS EVER IN THE RIVER AND SHE WAS A TEENAGER

Harrow’s even more of a baby god than the lyctors. Like the lectors are demigods, but Harrow really is a baby god.