Tell Me Why I Took A Nap At 6pm And Woke Up At 9am(O_O)

Tell me why I took a nap at 6pm and woke up at 9am(O_O)

Not to mention I was having a dream about MLP characters beating up MHA characters. 💀

Yuu: Woooooow...

Yuu: I'm so disappointed in all of you.

Ace : What did we do!?

Yuu: Y'all actually forgot.

Yuu: I mean, my standards were none existent, but still.

Epel: What did they do now?

Grim: I didn't do anything, Henchman!

Yuu: I told y'all a week ago and you still forgot.

Deuce: I'm sorry, Prefect, but none of us know what you're talking about.

Yuu: It was my birthday yesterday.

*Silence*

Ace: What!?

Yuu: Yea, even Leona gave me a present and I'm pretty sure his ass was nowhere near me when I told y'all.

Yuu: Although it was just plain money, but godanm was it a lot.

Yuu: Oh, and Jack, Epel, and Sebek already gave me something yesterday.

Yuu: Anyway I'll see yall hoes later while you scram to get me a present or two.

Yuu, jogging off to hang out with faceless students who don't have any drama going on: Byeeeeeeeee!

rose hunt-clover, a literal plant turned human due to science club shenanigans

he insists on calling trey and rook “papa”, though one of them is much more adamant about upholding this title than the other

please don't like without reblogging!

Rook, a bad joke!

Yuu: You've Rooked up.

Rook: ...Excuse-moi?

Yuu: I can't Rook the other way any longer.

Rook: Mon Tricksteur--

Yuu: I'll have to ta--

Rook: Tricksteur...

Yuu: I'll have to take my ROOKVENGE--

Rook: Stop--

Yuu: SO ROOK THE OTHER WAY--

Rook: NON, TRICKSTEUR, STOP IT!!

-An Excerpt from 'How to Annoy a Rook'.

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