Oh Try The False Back In Your Sock Drawer, It Should Have Some Consecrated Catnip. Hell Never Go In Your

Oh try the false back in your sock drawer, it should have some consecrated catnip. He’ll never go in your again after that

Hey can I borrow some holy water from someone? I need it for ah ...

Pest control

Aka Vivian get your nasty little boyfriend out of my room before he gets hurt.

I think more keyboards need a dedicated em-dash button. The hyphen is just too short sometimes

hear me out

That might also be my bad, just a little. Sorry. Again….

the transition im crying

Personally I prefer raw bones. It's a texture thing I think.

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly

Every once in a while, I give myself a functional nervous system again specifically to experience ibuprofen

Ibuprofen