That Might Also Be My Bad, Just A Little. Sorry. Again.

That might also be my bad, just a little. Sorry. Again….

the transition im crying

Gotta love the dough smoosher

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

Oh, ours does that too!

Mysterious figure in the hallway

1. Area 51 is the base in Nevada where the United States government allegedly contains extraterrestrial technology and specimens. Really, the government tried to make it into that but it was just too easy to escape and steal from so everyone just treats it as a combination escape room/heist simulator (it’s true! There’s galacnet ads and everything!)

2. The internet explorer is on its way to raid Area 51 because there was a meme about it some years ago (don’t ask me how many, I don’t know how to count)

3. It’s funny the longer it takes to see it because the internet explorer is notorious for being a slow browser, jokes about it being late to something are commonplace

Oh, I just LOVE the flavor of liquid bone! The fire really adds a good bit of heturam too!

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly

Pov: vivian is showing you her special project for creatures with uninsured legs

yep, this is shitpost yep, this is Micolash