Oh! I Knew Someone Not Ranch That Could See Unseeable Things. They Were Blind With Their Physical Eyes,

Oh! I knew someone Not Ranch that could see unseeable things. They were blind with their physical eyes, but they could see the whispers of the cosmos!

night vision 🌟

Gotta love the dough smoosher

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

That might also be my bad, just a little. Sorry. Again….

the transition im crying

I think more keyboards need a dedicated em-dash button. The hyphen is just too short sometimes

I would like to be very clear that I am *not* stealing random peoples’ legs. I only steal legs some eons, and this is not one of them

yep, this is shitpost yep, this is Micolash

Oh, I just LOVE the flavor of liquid bone! The fire really adds a good bit of heturam too!

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly