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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

here you go @bluprint :)

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Do you recon I could somehow make chips out of meat or cheese or something salty and crunchy and low in carbs? I'm craving crisps, but I gotta stick to my diet. Thanks in advance for the answer.

Hey that’s an interesting question!

Cheese crisps are a thing, sprinkle a small handful of your favourite real cheese (no plastic cheese it doesn’t work) and either bake or pan fry till crispy, the oil cooks out and caramelises the dairy solids to be like a chip. With beef meat the closest you’ll get is either crispy prosciutto or similar or a extra dry jerky. Slice beef thin and marinade and cook in a super low and slow over till crisp.

Thanks so much for the Ask!

Cheers

Tay

Hello! How can I make a pizza without an oven?

Hey!

Fantastic question! Now I know pizza purists will argue and tell me this isnt pizza. Simply put though. If it tastes like pizza. Looks like Pizza and smells like Pizza. Its Pizza! There is two methods i can reccomend. Either way you go it starts with the pizza dough. This recipe does 2 Large pizzas but also holds well in a fridge for 2-3 days.

1.5 Cups of Warm Water, 1 package instant yeast (7g), and a pinch of white sugar. Mix well in a bowl and let stand till frothy. Then add 3-4 Cups of plain flour and mix till a shaggy dough forms, knead gently till smooth and elastic. Divide into how many pizzas you want and wrap in oiled plastic.

Now, the fun part! Cooking. So method one is the simplest. Preheat a large non stick pan to medium heat. Lightly oil the pan and roll your dough to roughly the size of your pan (Make sure to prick your pizza dough once rolled with a fork to prevent excess rising.) Cook your pizza dough flipping once nicely coloured and cooked. Finish cooking on the other side and remove from the pan, then dress with your favourite pizza toppings. I also highly reccomend using a tomato passata in place of a tomato paste (Paste is too acidic.) The other method is almost the same, except after cooking one side, flip it (Placing raw side on pan to cook,) add your pizza toppings and sauce, once the pizza is assembled, turn up the heat a touch, add a small splash of water and cover with a lid or a large heatproof covering. Let cook until the cheese is melted and your pizza looks delicious, remove from the pan and cut, eat and enjoy!

As always thanks for the support and thanks for the ask, feel free to ask anything anytime.

Cheers

Tay