functionaldisaster - Mostly confused
Mostly confused

I'm definitely a mess, but I do get things done. Lived at least 21 years. Expect a bit of everything here. Not too active, uni's attempting to tear my head off. p.s. I'm broke, if you send a personal message asking for money it's a block on sight.

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More Posts from Functionaldisaster

1 year ago

Do you recon I could somehow make chips out of meat or cheese or something salty and crunchy and low in carbs? I'm craving crisps, but I gotta stick to my diet. Thanks in advance for the answer.

Hey that’s an interesting question!

Cheese crisps are a thing, sprinkle a small handful of your favourite real cheese (no plastic cheese it doesn’t work) and either bake or pan fry till crispy, the oil cooks out and caramelises the dairy solids to be like a chip. With beef meat the closest you’ll get is either crispy prosciutto or similar or a extra dry jerky. Slice beef thin and marinade and cook in a super low and slow over till crisp.

Thanks so much for the Ask!

Cheers

Tay


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1 year ago

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation #2: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

A horse.

This is an acorn.

1 year ago

A Warm Welcome!

You can call me Tay. I’m a former chef with experience in fine dining, fast food, pizza whatever you name it. I spent a lot of time in my life experiencing food in all its forms. I haven’t used tumblr since I was a young teenager so I’m a little rusty here.

I’m gonna be completely honest here, I wanna post content and stuff on here but I have no idea whether there’s even an audience for it here. If you have any requests let me know, even if you just want cooking advice hit me up, otherwise imma just do me on here. If that appeals to you, chuck me a follow. DMs are always open aswell.


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