Gwen Penny

gwen 🤝 penny

You know, it occurs to me that neither Jennie nor Todd got Alan’s villainous taste in partners… the ambiguity of Todd’s relationship with Ian aside, his two canonical love interests/crushes are Al Rothstein, certified 10/10 himbo, and Damon Matthews, quite possibly the only Non- Corrupt DA in that city. Similarly, Hank was an absolute Good Boy during his relationship with Jen, after which she dated Kyle Rayner- you’d be better with Donna, Jennie-Lynn, but I can’t say your taste is all that bad.

Anyway, this why I think it is only right that Michael atleast sleep with several outright supervillains (Cameron Mahkent and Gentleman Ghost come to mind). You know, give Alan a taste of his own medicine in full.

axel walker and one of those guys he does not love at all

or, alternatively:

mick rory and that annoying kid he absolutely would not die for

find someone that matches your freak pt2

Given that the JSA vanguard were canonically soldiers in some capacity who have each at least ambiguously killed 1+ person/tried to (correct me if I’m wrong), I believe it is, infact, their edgy teenage children, mentees and teammates who keep the villain murder rate so low.

Also the mental image of a young, eyeliner and fishnet clad Black Canary restraining wholesome, cornfed Jay Garrick’s Flash from slaughtering a room full of people is absolutely hilarious

i bet james is a fun dad