The Consort T

The Consort T

wangxian deserve modern aus because it means they can go to an aquarium. they are both easily entertained by small animals and small moving objects. although lwj would want to stand in front of one tank and just watch it for like an hour meanwhile wwx has darted around and seen everything. they’d humour each other though. which means occasionally lwj allows himself to be dragged along to see this one fish that is so pretty lan zhan come see! and occasionally wwx stands next to lwj and gets super invested in this one tank and starts making up intense histories of drama between the fish and doing voice-overs for their interactions. lwj just nods along and the casual onlooker would think he’s bored but he’s paying attention and occasionally adds character notes

k-moshang just dropped im going feral (what having 0 content does to a mf!!)

Cute harem Jiu au!!

Librarian Shen Jiu working in his colleges library. He gets paid lodging and can commute his son to school from work. The schedule is rather lax and everyones rather nice to him. He may be a bit of a hard ass, but he’s quite sweet to his regulars.

Que: Jockey LQG coming to him for tutoring. Dean YQY ALWAYS checking on him and A Yuan. Rich kid LBH and his crew trying to hit on the stickler while he’s working. The friends joking but LBH seriously trying to shoot his shot. Winking and blowing kisses. Sometimes A Yuan has to come and make sure his mama is safe from the weirdos at his job. (A cute toddler angrily stamping books and telling them the date to come back for returns)

Just a cute university life AU

my favorite version of cucumberplane is pre-transmigration in which theyre married but have no fucking idea who the other is online. Peerless Cucumber has been tormenting Airplane Shooting Through the Sky for years and calling him a useless virgin. Airplane has been replying to his forum posts and calling him a shut in who never gets laid. even after they go through the spider-man pointing meme of revelations ("you! my husband!!") they dont stop with the mockery. sometimes a new reader comes along and sees them flaming each other online and asks "why is the author talking to this troll lmao" and the veterans all pile on to say "theyre fucking married can you believe that"

when both the husbands qi deviate 

(based on chibi binghe novel extra) 

and the answer is: no one can handle those two. but Liu Qingge was free that day

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