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Music hasn't made me lose control in such a long while.... And I'm not even sure if it ever will again at this point
BANG!
I don’t think they’re ugly. But I think the number of times Jean has begged him to buy new clothes is astronomical.
So weird to see the hair fashion revert back to Medieval Peasant Chic
WELCOME TO STRANGEVIEW
oh hey its budgieflitter and her swap aus obsession again descriptions are under the cut v
CALIENTE + LOTHARIO = BEAKER When Don got a date with the Caliente sisters, he thought he won a jackpot. What he did not expect, though, was to wake up next morning on an operation table in their basement. Will this test subject last or the sisters will have to look for a replacement soon?
GOTH = SPECTER Turns out not only relatives are buried in local oligarch's graveyard. Ever since Mortimer's wife Bella mysteriously disappeared, he became more reclusive than he already was. She was not the only victim - all of his daughter Cassandra's fiancés seemed to disappear one by one. Will Alexander get used to living with ghosts? Can Cassandra ever find love again?
BROKE + DREAMER = GRUNT Brandi and Darren found comfort in each other after a terrible tragedy struck their families, however it seems this comfort is about to crumble. Darren is determined to reach the stars someday, and Brandi would rather stay close to the ground. Will Dustin and Dirk ever get along? Will little Beau follow his stepfather's footsteps?
PLEASANT = SMITH
Daniel has been fascinated with space ever since his father's Mars expedition hit the news. Good thing he found a woman whose eyes reflect the beauty of the universe itself. Will Angela and Lilith put their differences aside for the family's sake?
BURB = CURIOUS Jennifer is interested in the vastness of universe, but for a different reason her brother is. Where is she from? What really happened on her father's Mars expedition? Was it anything like the experience her husband went through during his abduction? Maybe the answer is much closer than she thinks.
OLDIE
Oldies have been a long-time residents of Strangeview. Unable to fulfill her role as a Birth Queen, Coral escaped with her beloved with a tiny alien aboard. Will Herb realize that the result of his last mission as a Pollination Technician is somewhere nearby? okayyyy i had so much fun making this. the idea hit me literally yesteday and i was on the rideee hope u enjoy ^_^
Батько це буржуазний пережиток
Як я себе себе почуваю, коли запропонувала батьку зустрітися, він погодився, а потім тупо загостив
INTERFACING - You fuck it up. Your juvenile glee at finding a slide leads you to swing down into the pipe far too fast. INLAND EMPIRE - Like the child you used to be. AUTHORITY - But you are not a child any more. ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY - Fuck that shit, bomb it down there and scream the whole time! PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - We can take it. We can always take it. PAIN THRESHOLD - Pain, radiant and sharp, jolts through you. You can not, in fact, take it. [Health -1] REACTION SPEED - You fly out of the slide, propelled by your weight and your enthusiasm. ENDURANCE - The metal jars against you, then you're sliding over the harsh ground instead. COMPOSURE - You land heavily at Kim's feet, and begin to whine like a child with a scraped knee. ESPRIT DE CORPS - His infinitesimal regard for you as a normal human being is so dead at this point he's not even surprised. KIM KITSURAGI - "Normal people, when they go down a slide, they're fine." AUTHORITY - He's questioning your authority! VOLITION - Sitting on the floor and crying after being beaten up by a slide, you have precious little authority to question. [Morale -1]
Some more pentiment memes
Floor got dirty from all the ass that has been laughed off
Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this
Imagine people going, "oh, murder is hell, we should feel sorry for both the murderer and those he is killing and their families, we should allow them all in the same spaces and give them the same awards! Both sides are victims, obviously! Let us not let the murder ruin the murderer's life, he is such an enlightened artist! The murder will kill a lot more people, but it's the fault of the concept of murder, not of the person committing it!"
Because this is exactly what is happening with war, that has a clear aggressor and a clear victim.
Parker S. Jacksonp
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
Morrowind is a game about hunting down and killing your 4 crazy magic exes whilst doing cocaine and creating spells like super brain haemorrhage in a country who's main export is lung cancer
My Homophobic dog masterpost
Ok, roadrunners are real apparently, but coyotes are definitely made up, right???
Reminded me of when i read somewhere that the bible translation tend to be overly verbose and elevated, when in reality the original text has characters that are supposed to be rough around the edges and in some specific places reads like "me hunt fish all day, me hungry" or something
quick thing