Mouse Bites

mouse bites™

Wilson breaks his leg or is otherwise injured in a way that means he temporarily needs crutches or a cane, and House spends the entire time challenging Wilson to running races

At first, House always wins because Wilson isn't used to having mobility aids, which House is incredibly smug and annoying about (it also means he can successfully run away from Wilson whenever he tries to have an earnest conversation about feelings). But then Wilson gets more comfortable moving around and it becomes an equal playing field. They are both massively competitive about it

It only stops when they get to work at the same time and House challenges him to a race from the hospital entrance to the elevators. Right as they start, House turns to sweep Wilson's crutches out from under him to trip him up. Meanwhile, Wilson was planning the exact same thing, so when House lunges at him, Wilson is lunging too and they end up smacking each other with their mobility aids and sending each other crashing to the floor in a heap, further fucking up both their legs (and potentially injuring themselves in fun new ways) in full view of Cuddy, who saw it all unfold from her office

Everyone has these grand dreams of the future but like. I just want like enough money to get by and then I mostly look forward to the little domestic moments like boiling potatoes. I dont need much more. Hopefully a job i like.

so this is really random and kind of weird but I wanted to make an appreciation post to @pxme-granate I just love your art so so so much and you post quite frequently, and I just wanted you to know that I, along with I’m sure the rest of the fandom really appreciate you 💖 (like seriously all my favourite nevermoor fanart is yours.) Your a really special member of the fandom ty 💖

obssessed with them

Who needs a therapist when I can slowly over the course of several years have huge revelations about every little reason behind why I'm like this