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why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

Me at all times

Just Did It Scared or whatever but not only did I do it scared, I did it real bad. Maybe the worst anyone’s ever done it

moar mouse bites

Wilson breaks his leg or is otherwise injured in a way that means he temporarily needs crutches or a cane, and House spends the entire time challenging Wilson to running races

At first, House always wins because Wilson isn't used to having mobility aids, which House is incredibly smug and annoying about (it also means he can successfully run away from Wilson whenever he tries to have an earnest conversation about feelings). But then Wilson gets more comfortable moving around and it becomes an equal playing field. They are both massively competitive about it

It only stops when they get to work at the same time and House challenges him to a race from the hospital entrance to the elevators. Right as they start, House turns to sweep Wilson's crutches out from under him to trip him up. Meanwhile, Wilson was planning the exact same thing, so when House lunges at him, Wilson is lunging too and they end up smacking each other with their mobility aids and sending each other crashing to the floor in a heap, further fucking up both their legs (and potentially injuring themselves in fun new ways) in full view of Cuddy, who saw it all unfold from her office

need I say more 😭

mouse bites™

obssessed with them

Hey so why did nobody warn me about the piss episode? Why was I not given just like a tiny heads up that an episode where House fucking pisses himself was coming up? 😭

Not sure what to do with that but thanks!

Hands you guys

Enjoy?

@izzibeeb @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt

Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea

My brother shows me a pic of House and Wilson giving only the words "power couple" as context and suddenly im 3 seasons deep with a crippling fixation on this disturbed doctor show

Chase isn’t actually Australian he just did the accent to get chicks and now he’s in too deep

I try to always give people the benefit of the doubt bc like. Why not? If I immediately assume they're doing something out of malice I walk away from the situation upset, and they walk away with guilt. Nobody wins. Even for little things, like someone being angry at you for no good reason. I've been there. I've had bad days that led me to be unnecessarily snappy. How can I ever forgive myself for that if I don't also forgive others in the same boat? Trusting in the goodness of people is in itself good. Pay it forward, go easy on someone, don't get mad at them when there might be a good reason for their behaviour.

Who needs a therapist when I can slowly over the course of several years have huge revelations about every little reason behind why I'm like this

Everyone has these grand dreams of the future but like. I just want like enough money to get by and then I mostly look forward to the little domestic moments like boiling potatoes. I dont need much more. Hopefully a job i like.

Funny House MD icons

(Chase is so goofy 😭)

I love when characters make little cameos in my dream, like I'm having a test rn why is Foreman here trying to coach me through it 😭 go back to your job

have you ever had dreams so in character they scared you awake?

I was in an apartment setting up my easel, when I heard the door knock, this gruff looking twink walked in and asked me who’s him.

I look behind me to find House posing dramatically on a stool, he simply turns to the man and says, “she’s doing nude stylings of me while fully clothes”

I’m so embarrassed but House kept taking and asked the guy, “lemme guess Italian twink who’s boyfriend works for the opposing gang?” And I laughed so hard I woke up

Dear diary today i cried bc i forgot to put my jammies on the radiator while i showered so they werent nice and warm when i got out

Dont ever let me get bored, this is what happens

Real love is looking at a meme you've already seen and laughing because they showed it to you and you want to show them you appreciate having been thought about

No more Xbox

Chat what do you think they did to onstald?

so this is really random and kind of weird but I wanted to make an appreciation post to @pxme-granate I just love your art so so so much and you post quite frequently, and I just wanted you to know that I, along with I’m sure the rest of the fandom really appreciate you 💖 (like seriously all my favourite nevermoor fanart is yours.) Your a really special member of the fandom ty 💖

Today I sat through my first ever "being gay is wrong and a sin" lecture so that was. Interesting. Not sure how to feel abt it especially since it came from a classmate. I dont wanna share a class with her anymore bro remove her :/

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.