Fleshbagplsdonthurtme - Still Confused About Everything
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Mom sitting in the front: guess what came out today?
Me sitting beside her: me?
Mom ignoring me: incredibles 2.
Siblings in the back: YYYEEEAAA
Me: oh, that's awesome.
The Coffee Machine Broke
Sebastian: *Holding the broken coffee maker* Alright, who broke it. I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Waylon: I did, Sebastian. I broke it-
Sebastian: No, no, you didn’t. Ok, Upshur?
Miles: Don’t look at me. Look at Mercer.
Alex: What? I didn’t break it.
Miles: Huh, that’s weird- how did you even know it was broken?
Alex: *Incredious stare* Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Miles: …Suspicious.
Alex: No, it’s not.
Desmond: If it’s matter…probably not but… Delsin was the last one to use it.
Delsin: Liar! I didn’t even drink that crap!
Desmond: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Delsin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Desmond!
Waylon: Alright, let’s not fight! I broke it; let me pay for it, Sebastian!
Sebastian: No! Who broke it?
Alex: Castellanos. Langermann has been awfully quiet.
Blake: Really?!
Alex: Yeah, really.
Waylon: Oh my God…
All: *Argue*
Sebastian: *To Aiden while everybody fights in the background* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
