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Guys, I Need To Know How To Create A Master List. If Someone Knows How To Do That And Sees This
Guys, I need to know how to create a master list. If someone knows how to do that and sees this
PLEASE HELP ME
Thx bby
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Fam, I’m not even lying
I have a scar on the length of my thumb cuz my dumbass tried to pry open a crab leg with my bare hands and am stupid
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
Headcanon for Encanto
(Psst, lemme know if anyone else had the same one, this occurred to me yesterday and I haven’t seen any content similar or the same))
What if the reason that the Casita was breaking was because it sensed Abuela Alma was dying? It wanted her to fix her relationship with her family and reunite Bruno with the family before she passed so she’d rest peacefully. Mirabel would be the one to inherit the candle and take over as the Madrigal Family Matriarch, so in a sense, she was the one who had to fix it from as an outside source. It makes sense, the house responds to her better than anyone (but that could just be because most of the movie is entirely from her perspective) and she talks to it as if it actually speaks to her; she understands it.
This occurred to me when I was listening to Dos Oruguitas, which plays during the scene on which Alma and Pedro’s relationship is recounted to Mirabel, and his death, and then when Mirabel makes up with Alma. The entire song describes the basis of their relationship; how they met, fell in love, and then were torn apart. If you listened to the English version or read the translation, you would find the lyrics “don’t you hold on too tight, both of you know it’s your time to grow, to fall apart and reunite, wonders await you, just on the other side, trust they’ll be there and start to prepare for your tomorrow”. For most of the movie, you’d assume that Abuela was already a butterfly, she had to grow and become stronger for her family, but at the end of the song, once Mirabel and Abuela “reunite” the lyrics change from “oruguitas” to “mariposas”; from caterpillars to butterflies. Abuela emerging from her chrysalis and becoming a butterfly is a metaphor for her preparing to reunite with Pedro, and her “preparing for tomorrow” is accepting that her family is more than the miracle, that they don’t need powers to be safe, and making Mirabel her successor.
It’s really sad and really romantic and I wanted to share it to see if it was just something that was obvious from the context.
Also, if y’all want some Madrigal fanfic (no incest, and no smut for the minors- they can be aged up, but I will absolutely not write any sort of romantic relationships for Antonio bc he’s baby no matter what -bc gross) I’ve got some ideas and I’ll probably be posting my OCs sometime today
Yeah, it’s lacking pizzazz
The good ‘ole
✨razzle dazzle✨
vampire bella’s kinda lame
Stu Macher 🤝 Freddy Krueger/ this emoji combo -> 👉👌
THEIR MOST USED EMOJIS
og!Michael Myers- 🤦🏼,😐,👍,🚶🏼🧍🏼
rz! Michael Myers- no.
Peepaw myers- doesnt know where "the little pictures" on his phone are.
Brahms heelshire- 🍓,🍞,🥜 (man just wants a PB&j sandwich)
billy lenz- 🐊🦿🗣🏴☠️👹👹👺💯💥💢🌬️🛴☃️☃️🌪️💥💯👺👹💦💦😼😼
Bo sinclair- 😏,😉,😔,💯,👀,🛻,🥱,🤤,🥵
Lester sinclair- 👁️,👄,☺️,❤️🤠,,🥴,🛻,🐶,🦡🪕
Vincent sinclair- 🖌️,🖍️,🪡,😀,🙃,🎶,🎧,👍 or smth idk
Freddy krueger- 🥵,😌,😏,👁️,👄,💀,🔥,😭,🤨,😪,🤮,🤡,
Billy loomis- 🧍🏻,😀,🙃,🙄,😬, 👎,👍
Stu macher- 😀,😸,😭,😏,☃️,🌋,🥬,🌝,🥵,😍,🤩,💩,🤡,👻,🤓,🥸,👹,👺,💯,🔥,🙌,👏,👉👈,👌
Carrie white- 😄,😌,☕,👌,🤓,😇,💩
BellaSwanHotTake™️- Numero Uno
jacob: *gives bella a high five*
bella: *high fives him back* *regrets it* “ouch”
jacob: “are you okay? what happened?”
bella: “oh, i’m fine. burned myself.”
jacob: “how?”
bella: *mumbles incoherently*
jacob: “huh?”
bella: “i was making charlie some banana bread and i pulled the tray out of the oven because i thought i had oven mitts on. i did not.”
jacob: “….”
jacob: “so common sense is pretty uncommon for you, huh?”
seth, who is sitting across from them, eating a slice of banana bread: *concerned chewing*
Sometimes you guys have the worst takes on Bella. And they are all STRETCHES.