Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff Part 2...

Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff part 2...

Peter Maximoff x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

Y/N: I am going to need you to swear-

Peter: Shit.

Y/N:

Y/N: ...swear as in promise.

Peter: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Y/N: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Peter: We are not doing this!

Y/N: The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

Y/N: Can I have some water?

Peter: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Peter: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Peter: *spills water all over themself*

Peter, coughing: I don't have any water

Peter: Who's in charge here?

Y/N, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots

Y/N: Hey, Peter

Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Y/N: You underestimate me

Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Peter: Yes

Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?

Peter: Problems.

Peter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Y/N: You would eat yourself?

Peter: I wouldn’t even question it.

Y/N: What are your goals?

Peter: To pet all the dogs.

Y/N: No, fitness goals.

Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Peter: Smad.

Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Peter: Oh, I’m always running

Peter: The question is from what-

Part 1

Birthday Celebrations

K arli Morgenthau x (fem) reader

A/N: This was an ask but I made it sorta self-indulgent because my birthdays soon :) (P/G) - Parent/Gardian

“Happy Birthday love,” Karli said setting your breakfast down in front of you while you smile, stretching up to give her a kiss. “Thank you,” you said gazing lovingly at you while she took a seat beside you. “Remind me to call your (P/G) to say thank you after breakfast” she with a cheeky smile while taking a bite “My (P/G)?” you asked while taking a sip of juice. “For raising such an amazing daughter,” she said teasingly while finishing up her breakfast.

Headcanons:

She definitely makes you breakfast in bed although it may end up with either you helping her make it or her helping you eat it

Makes you a cake while you were out the day before with one of Mama Donya's old recipes

Probbaly gets you those sparkaler candles

If you have a pet she'll get them a little party hat while getting one for herself and anyone else who wants one

If don't want a big party she would either just invite close friends/family or would plan something for just the two of you

If you like bigger parties she would discreetly invite everyone the two of you knew for a surprise party

Would honestly be the best party planner and have all your favourite foods and decorate your shared apartment/house to the nines with your favourite coloured decorations

If you had to go to work before the party she would have flowers delivered to you

Probably brought you lunch

During the party, she would give you a gift with everyone else, saving the more personal gifts for later

Literally lets you do nothing all-day

Want a drink? She's already starting the car

Want a sweater? She giving you hers

She may or may not have written you a poem in the card she gave when the two of you were alone

Probably recorded you opening your gifts to add to your 'Home movie collection that had been rapidly growing from all the road trips and holidays that you to had spent together

After everyone leaves (Or your pet falls asleep) you guys cuddle on the couch while watching a movie with some leftover cake :)

thank you could maybe do a karli x femreader smut?

if that’s not something you’re comfortable with that’s totally alright!

Thanks for the ask!

Right now I'm not too comfortable writing smut but if I ever am she'll be the first one I write for💛

The Crab Net

John B Routledge x reader

Authors Note: I dont think I put any pronouns but make sure to let me know if I did!

“JB!” you yelled opening the screen door to the Chateau. “JB? JJ?” you asked while you could hear a faint “Hmn?” from JJ’s room. “Do you know where John B is?” you asked holding onto the door frame of JJ’s room only for him to groan and open one eye before slamming his head back into the pillow. “Well tell me if you see him cause we’re supposed to go fishing today,” you said while walking out of the room. Hearing a thump followed by a half-dressed JJ as he stumbled out of his room barely awake. “JJ what are you doing?” you asked while he started going through the hall closet. “Going fishing with you and John B,” he said while you walked over and shut the closet door. “JJ you are super hungover, you smell like ass and look like you haven’t slept in a week even though it’s- 11:45,” you said glancing at your phone while he slumped and plodded back to his room as the back door opened. “Hey! There you- are” John B said passing JJ with a confused look. “I was in the back getting the boat ready, I just gotta grab my bag them I’m ready to go” he said with a dorky smile while pulling you in for a quick hug. Grabbing your bag and one of John’s sun-faded hats off the coffee table for yourself, you started walking towards the boat.

While you stood shoulder to shoulder with him while you both stood patiently waiting for a bite, your line suddenly jerked forward almost pulling you off the boat. Hastily throwing his rod behind him while his line was still in the water, he grabbed your waist to steady you while you battled it out with your line. Finally reeling in your line, John B laughed at your catch while you went into shock. “A crab net,” you said in disbelief while John only smiled “Hey, at least it’ll be easier to catch ‘em now,” he said while wrapping an arm around you to slightly shake your shoulders “Like look at the size of that thing! He said in disbelief now that he was able to get a good look at it with you safely on board. “Should we keep fishing?” you asked while he now reeled in his rod that was left on the bow “Maybe” he said humming “Did you bring any food?” he asked admiring the view while you were bent over the cooler bag “No,” you sighed while straightening up “Should we just drop by the Wreck?” you asked while he smiled tossing you the keys “Your paying”.

Walking into the Wreck after leaving the boat at the docks, you both grabbed a table near the window while you waited for someone to come take your order. “Now what can I get you two lovebirds?” a girl a few years older asked while you and John looked at each other in surprise. “We’re-” “We’re not dating” you finished for John while the girl just laughed and took your order. “Well that was weird,” John said with an awkward chuckle while he scratched his neck “I guess,” you said with a laugh while John looked down at the table “Would it be weird though?” he asked while now looking you in the eyes. “Um… No?” you said hoping he wouldn’t yell April fool even though it was mid-August. “Okay then,” He said sending a grateful smile to the waitress who had dropped off your order. “This can be our first date,” he said stealing one of your fries while you stared in shock wonding how this had happened. (Not that you were complaining)

Y’know what? Fuck it. That one post where I asked people for their first impressions of me. We’re turning that into a fucking ask game

REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO GIVE YOU THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF YOU VIA AN ASK.

I know I do.

I was wondering if you would write a Karli Morgenthau x reader (fem or gender neutral). Maybe where the reader is with Sam and Bucky when they run into Karli and the reader and Karli are throwing banter back and fourth while fighting? If not it’s totally okay!! Thank you and have a good rest of your day!

Of course! right now I'm working on a different fic but I'll get moving I promise!💛