Some Random Guy: Hey Lily! Would You Like To Check Out My Basement? I Have Got Some Nice Pillar There.

Some random guy: Hey lily! Would you like to check out my basement? I have got some nice pillar there.

Lily Evans: What about the attic? Oh right!... It's empty. You have to open a book between your legs to get me down there. Wait!...U haven't touched them but even 'u' do know these rectangular printed things called books exist *narrows eyes in doubt* ...right?

*Severus 1st year*

Mcgonagall: Mr Snape, are u alright? You don't seem fine today.

*HarryPotter and the halfblood Prince*

Mcgonagall: Severus, are you alright? You don't seem your usual self today.

she ALWAYS cares

Hogwarts Dairies

Marauders era, 1977.

Dearest reader ,

Rumor has it Simon Gilitzine pulled an elaborate stunt which landed him in detention and yet gave us another example to never cross proff Mcgonagall . Rather let's talk about another successful stunt which landed a group of Slytherins in the hospital wing pulled by we-know-who but what stirs the cauldron of curiosity is how they didn't accompany the former in detention.(take some notes simon)

Emily Thompson of 1st year claims she fell in love, while Daphne Rosen did actually fell over an"invisible obstacle"(a facade she still holds) but knowing what I know she was spotted one too many times behind the greenhouse. All this to say there are other ways to relieve OWLS stress , why just look at our new couple Daves & Coron or preferably 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 on second thought who haven't yet mastered the art of discretion.

A 6th year Ravenclaw Brad Connor was heard using the word fag to alienate a 4th year. Brad u are a piece of shit. No one but the 8th years care about your opinion. Dearest Reader, I courteously ask you not to slip this parchment "accidentally" where it might be seen by him.

Yours truly accurately, A witch of wilderness.

James "who absolutely loves concerts" Potter.

Regulus "who hates crowds but can't deny James anything" Black.

Walburga notices regulus wince for every step he was slowly climbing. She bends down and picks him up.

It's seems we have our moments. Even the worst among us.

James: How was your date?

Sirius: It's great. He was fun, intresting, attractive and surprisingly thoughtful

James: but...

Sirius: *sighs wishfully*...but he isn't Remus.