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Valentine's Donut Event
Valentine's Donut Event
Time Limit
Feb 14 - Feb 28
This Will Be Anual On My Blog
How Will This Work
I will write for absolutely any HxH character, despite what my usual rules say. However, my other rules still apply to what I will write. So be sure to look at them to refresh your memory, they are pinned.
Everyone will get a maximum of three event asks.
You give your request by ordering a donut from the menu below.
Even though I am writing for any character I still refuse to write any kind of NSFW or romantic themes for characters who are underaged.
I will only write platonic/fluff for underaged characters.
Menu
Donuts
Classic : Fluff
Twist : NSFW
Eclaire : Platonic
⭐Special : Match-Up (Blind Date)⭐
Fillings
Caramel : She/Her
Cream : He/Him
Strawberry : They/Them
Chocolate : She/They
Lemon : He/They
Apple : Xey/Xem
No Filling : Other Specified
Toppings
Sprinkles : Dinner
Crumbs : Picnic
Fruit : At Home
Powder : Park
Jam : Shopping
Edible Glitter : Theme Park
Glaze : Dancing
Nuts : Movie
Chocolate Chips : Star Gazing
Coconut : Arcade
Cereal : Lazer Tag
Marshmellow : Coffee
Icing : Other Specified
Gift Wrapping
Wrapped : With A Song To Go With It
Not Wrapped : Without A Song
⭐FOR THOSE WHO CHOSE MATCH-UP⭐
I do need some details about yourself to be able to do a match-up.
Personal Details
Some Physical Features
Fashion Style
What Is Important To You
Personality
Hobbies
What You Look For In Someone
Career Path
Any Extra Details You Want To Mention
Questions
Feel free to leave any questions in the comments or to send me a message, I'm happy to answer.
Author Note
I hope you all enjoy this event! I'm very excited about it. I kept seeing these all over Tumblr and I really wanted to make my own!
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Hxh Hanzo Nsfw Alphabet
A=Aftercare
VERY good at aftercare, especially after any bdsm related stuff. He's usually very calm and happy and he'll give you so much praise on how well you did. Whatever aftercare entails for you he's more than happy to provide. If aftercare for you is spending time alone he understands. He does love cuddles and physical affection though, so before you do your thing he'll probably give you a big hug and kiss. His ideal aftercare is being comfy together and just talking and giving praises.
B=Bodypart
On himself, he probably likes his face or arms. I don't peg him as the type to have a favorite body part, he isn't insecure about his body but he's also pretty indifferent about it. He just wants to be in shape to do his job and be healthy.
On you would be your breasts and or your arms. He loves your arms regardless of your gender. He loves the idea of an s/o who's seemingly unintimidating or shorter than him, but still has strong arms that could kick ass. He finds that really hot. If you have breasts especially if they're tig ol bitties he loves em. He'd love them at any size but big breasts are his favorite. Would most definitely ask you for breast pics.
C=Cum
Probably in the 1% of guys that can use the pull out method and get it right everytime. Prefers to cum inside you but if you prefer not then he'll pull out and cum on your belly. He'll help you clean any off as part of aftercare.
Nothing unusual about his cum in consistency or amount, but it actually tastes good. He eats really healthy for the most part so it actually tastes kind of sweet. If you chose to spit and not swallow or redirect he doesn't mind. If you tell him he tastes good though he'll be a bit flustered. And if you miss him with some of his cum still in your mouth so he can taste it, he'll be very flustered.
D=Dirty Secret
Honestly his dirty secret is probably that he's good at shibari. It's really fun and he's definitely a brat tamer, so the idea of having you immobilized, suspended or at his mercy is hot.
E=Experience
Utterly none. He was training his whole life. Had no time for woohooing and probably never met anyone he was interested in. As awkward as he may be when y'all finally have sex, he more than makes up for it with his knowledge. May not quite have the experience but he's read a lot on it, and he knows his anatomy. In other words he knows where the fucking clit is.
He's also very good about you giving any feedback. He doesn't get his ego hurt when you ask him to do something this other way.
F=Favorite Position
Missionary and Mating Press. He's totally open to other positions but those are his go to. He feels closest to you with those. Being able to look at each other in the eyes and all that is very important to him.
G=Goofy
Definently more serious, than goofy during sex. But awkwardness happens and funny things happen, he probably gets flustered or laughs a little, but he's great at transitioning back to serious and getting you both right back in the mood.
If you're doing any bdsm though or any scenes or he's being a brat tamer he's a lot more comfortable being goofy and gets less flustered. Actually he's more smug instead.
H=Hair
Probably none.
I=Intimacy
Usually very romantic. Not like rose petals or anything, but like, he's truly in love with you in that moment and he's giving you all that love.
J=Jack Off
Probably doesn't do it very often. Doesn't really have the time. He'd really rather be having sex with you.
K=Kink
Dom and Sub stuff. He's a brat tamer and he loves that whole Dom and Dub lifestyle.
Breeding Kink. Not ready for kids and you probably aren't either so y'all probably use contraception, but his breeding kink is why he prefers to cum inside you. Once y'all get to the point where you're ready for kids, he really goes ham with the breeding kink.
Shibari. Really wants to use it on you, he thinks you'd look so hot. Plus you being kind of immobilized is hot to him.
L=Location
The bedroom. Also most countertops.
M=Motivation
His s/o being feisty or hotheaded. Remember that scene where Menchi screamed her head off at him? He enjoyed that so much. Aside from that, if you have boobs, he likes when they jiggle or bounce a lot. Also, you being submissive at all to him.
N=No
Pegging. He's willing to do anal on you but just doesn't feel comfortable receiving it.
O=Oral
He loves receiving oral, but he also likes giving you oral. The first time he did he was probably a little flustered or awkward, but after realizing how much you enjoy it and how much he makes you squirm, he started to feel a lot more confident about giving you oral. He gets very smug when he's giving you oral.
P=Pace
Depends on the mood. If he's bending you over the kitchen counter, he's probably going rough, same goes for if you're being a very bratty sub. If it's more of a romantic mood, he's more slow and sensual. He can go probably as fast or hard as you want.
Q=Quickie
He'd rather be able to take his time with you but if need be, for instance, you're being bratty or something, then he'd be fine with a quickie.
R=Risk
Risk as in trying new things, he's totally all for. Especially if you're the one to bring it up. Meanwhile risk as in contraception, all depends on you. He's totally fine using condoms or pulling out. But if you'd rather not use contraception, he's totally fine with that. I do see him wanting to share medical info like about STI's or getting tested though. Aside from that, he'll probably be more into his breeding kink if you don't wanna use contraceptives.
S=Stamina
He has a lot of stamina, probably a lot more than you. That makes it so he can overstimulate you really easily, especially if you've been a brat. Honestly, as much as I see him as maybe spanking you or being a bit sadistic with punishments, I also see him as going full pleasure dom if pain-related stuff doesn't work.
T=Toys
He doesn't own any or use any on himself. I see him being cool with you owning any, and using them on you. Might be a little surprised if he didn't know you had any before, but he gets over it.
U=Unfair
Depends again. If you've been bratty or you're getting a punishment he'll tease the hell out of you. That is if he's not going full pleasure dom. If the mood is more romantic or emotional in some way, he won't tease you at all. If you've been good, he might start to tease you like once or twice but he won't full-on tease you since you've been good.
V=Volume
Apart from communication and dirty talk, when y'all first start having sex he's pretty quiet, you might hear some quiet grunts but that's it. Turns out he thought he should be quiet because it would be hot or manly or something. But then you tell him that you actually think guys moaning and all that is hot. He starts moaning and all that a lot more with you after that. His moans are kind of loud sometimes.
W=Wild Card
He has a fantasy about doing mirror sex with you.
X=X-Ray
He's like 6 1/2 or 7 inches. Slightly above average girth. I don't know why but I get the feeling he has slightly larger balls than the average Joe. No idea why. He's also very clean.
Y=Yearning
His sex drive is kind of high, you'd never guess it though.
Z=ZzZ
Unless aftercare that day is just sleeping, he does aftercare with you before going to sleep. He won't wanna sleep until you're safe in his arms. If he's been on a mission for a while though and he's exhausted he might konk out right after. He'll feel kind of bad about it, but it doesn't happen very often.
Can u do cheetu x depressed reader
(For some reason I’m a sucker for those)
Hell yes!
Warning: Contains some depressing content and talk about depression and what it can entail. (Including suicidal ideation/thoughts, attempt at suicide, breif hospital mention, and self harm) I've been diagnosed with moderate recuring depression so this ask is right in my ball park. Sorry if it's more angsty than you wanted. I know being depressed and having depression can include a lot of things and there are a lot of depressed people so I wanted to include a lot of those things.
The headcanons are split in sections from least to most triggering.
Speaking from experience this kind of stuff can be triggering for some people. If so don't worry there is some smuttier and fluffier content coming soon.
When You're Depressed
-It might take him a while to notice since he doesn't pay that much attention to detail, but if you're suddenly really down, burnt out, don't want to do anything or go anywhere, he's gonna notice.
-That and he checks in on you a lot in general to make sure you're okay.
-He wouldn't bring it up in public or with friends of course. Yall's friends would be leaving for the night and as soon as they're gone he's gonna turn to you and be like, "Hey, are you ok? You're really quiet today."
-He'll listen to you and try to help you or comfort you.
-Probably holds you and purrs while you rant.
-While what he says to make you feel better isn't super profound, it does make you feel really loved and it can help you feel better or put you in a better mood.
-If you're depressed temporarily from something like burn out, he'll cuddle you a lot and try to comfort you with something like a movie.
-If you have depression and you're always in an off or crappy mood it'll take him longer to notice since he'll think it's just your personality.
When You Have a Depressive Episode
-In this case you probably have depression or some kind of mood disorder (I don't know about all other mood disorders so this is more focussed around ones like depression) so he won't necessarily realise it right away.
-If you have depression and it's like you are having a constant episode for months (I've had this happen and it was awful) he'd take longer to realise it.
-But when things start getting worse and you start isolating yourself, getting irritable, quiet, numb, sleeping more or less, being hard on yourself, degrading yourself, feeling insecure, and feeling perpetually depressed, he's gonna notice right quick and each time something like that happens he's gonna ask if you're okay.
-If you lie and tell him you're fine he won't believe it but he'd back off for a while thinking you wanted to deal with it on your own. But when it inevitably keeps getting worse and you start trying to hide it, he's getting a lot more worried.
-Eventually he'll just hug you tight and say, "I know you aren't okay Kitten." And from there you probably end up bawling and hugging him like he'll dissapear if you let go. He won't let go of you until you let go of him.
-He'll just listen to you and reassure you that he loves you no matter what and he wants to help you.
-He'll try and make it easier for you to come to him when you start having an episode however he can. He's also going to try and figure out anyhting that could trigger an episode so he can avoid accidentaly bringing it up.
When You're Suic*dal or Self H*rming
-It'll take him a while to figure it out, longer than to figure out you're having a really bad depressive episode.
-If you start dressing odd to hide your self h*rming he's going to take notice of it much quicker. If you try and brush it off as you being cold or it being a fashion trend he's going to be really suspicious of it. "But you never dress like that? It's warm out how are you cold?"
-He'll try and give you the benefit of the doubt for a while. But he's just going to get more and more worried about you the more he doesn't say anything about it.
-If he starts noticing things like sharp things where they don't belong, lighters where they don't belong, or you buying a lot of bandages, he's gonna step in. He likely won't notice other less damaging forms of self h*rm like taking too hot of showers, wearing shoes that are too small, forcing yourself to stay cold and not allowing yourself to warm up, scratching, etc. (Scratching can actually be a more damaging form of self h*rm but it's harder to break the skin.) He wouldn't notice since they're not nearly as visible as other forms.
-If he finds you hurting yourself he's just gonna calmly take whatever it is out of your hands and hug you. He'll run his fingers through your hair and let you cry. He wouldn't be mad at you at all, if anything he's scared to lose you.
-You two curled up for a while. He'll help you with any of your wounds and pepper your teary face with kisses.
-Now whenever he finds you doing it again, he'll again take whatever you're using out of your hands, clean any wounds and provide you with an alternative like ice cubes with red food dye. From there he'll let you decide what you want to do, use the alternative, have him with you, forgo it and spend time alone, forgo it and spend time with him cuddling, whatever will make you feel better and help you through it.
-If you're struggling with suic*dal thoughts and ideations he has a similar reaction as to your self h*rming.
-He'll pick up right quick on any signs of you being suic*dal. If you're suddenly giving away your things, talking about de*th or making jokes about dy*ng, allarm bells are going off in his head. He'll be very vocal about his concerns for you.
-If he finds something like a suic*de note, even if it's one you didn't end up using and hid away or tried to throw out, he's putting his cheetah speed to use and looking everywhere for you.
-If he finds you before an attempt he's getting you away from there. He'll probably end up crying and hanging onto you for dear life. He's kissing you all over your face trying to reassure himself quietly that you're physically fine and you're still here.
-He'll tell you how much he loves you and again lets you cry everything out.
-You two talk for a long while about everything and he'll do anything he can to help you feel better.
-If he finds you during an attempt, he won't let you go through with it and he'll do whatever he needs to patch you up. If you have to go to the hospital he'll get you there faster than any ambulance. If you don't want to possibly be sent to any mental hospitals he'd come up with a good cover story for you.
-He won't ever leave your side the whole time and he'll be there to comfort you and talk.
-He'd never suggest anything about mental hospitals or make you go to one.
-After the whole hospital thing he just does what he did in the other ones.
-He might suggest a therapist if you wanted professional help and he'd be happy to help you find one.
-He'd also be happy to help you make any life changes to make you feel better or to avoid it happening again.
Hopefully that was okay, sorry if that was more angst than you wanted. I'm gonna go do something fun and eat a good snack.
So I was looking through images of Hanzo and I found this gem😂
This is when Gon is healed and he's running to Leorio. Hanzo's just like, "this is weird." But also the sass, cause in the next scene with him he's doing this:
And freaking WAVING🤣
I CAN'T 🤣💀
He's like "Hello! It's me!"
can u do some headcanons on how hanzo would treat his trans boyfriend if they had some gender dysphoria :} ?
Absolutely! I don't know a lot about what gender dysphoria is like because I haven't had a lot of experience with it but I will do my best!
-Honestly, he's probably the one to bring it up first
-He doesn't know what's wrong but he can tell something is
-He's going to cut to the chase and ask what's wrong
-And given he's a master of torture he will know if you're making up some excuse not to talk about what's really going on
-When you do tell him what's wrong and how you're feeling very dysphoric he'll try to verbally comfort you
-He will end up talking a lot but the things he says are very comforting
-He'll listen to you talk about how you've been feeling lately and ask a few questions about it
-If there's anything he thinks he can do to help he'll sure try
-He'll give you hugs and cuddles to try and make you feel better
-Might take you on a date later just to try and help you get your mind off it, maybe a movie
-If you don't feel like being out and about you two can always watch or do something at home
HxH Random Headcanon Time!
Can we just acknowledge how tall Hanzo is? He's a bit taller than Hisoka, so about 6'3 at least. But something I've noticed since I've been nonstop rewatching the episodes he's in is how he talks to people shorter than him.
He literally crouches down to eye level with the person, and we see him doing this at least 3 times.
He's taller than these guys, and we can see 1, that he's kind of hunched over, but he's also got his knees bent, all so he can make eye contact with them.
Here he is doing it again, knees bent and hunched over, but he's actually crouched down a little too far this time, he isn't eye level, but he can make eye contact with the person.
And here he is doing the same with Tonpa.
I don't think he's doing it to be a dick. I think he's doing it because eye contact is very important to him, and maybe not to intimidate people. Because he is very friendly and social, he only gets intimidating when Tonpa offers him the can of juice. I think if he hadn't done that, Hanzo would have continued trying not to be intimidating.