Greeting To All You FOOLISH FOOLS! I Have Already Infiltrated Your Kitchens And Pantries And Have Stolen

Greeting to all you FOOLISH FOOLS! I have already infiltrated your kitchens and pantries and have stolen all your food, because you are FOOLS! Now I will eat all your food because you FOOLISHLY thought that I wasn’t going to find a way to stuff my face! You FOOLS!

Oh crap! Just realized that virtual-collector-blaze is GONE! His YouTube channel (Adrien S) is gone too! Dang. That truly is a SHAME. He is one of the few gainer guys I’d actually keep up with. Good luck on your next iteration man, if you ever decide to return let me know! Kinda sad. Like I know I’ve deleted everything before, I’ve seen others do it too, but for some reason this time it actually makes me legitimately disappointed. 😆

I mean, if you want to stay active while gaining you could essentially just constantly dirty-bulk.

I’m back… with 15,900 calories worth of Pop-Tarts and peanut butter to gorge on.

Should last me a few days. Hopefully not too many. Mmmm yes!

Almost done with my lunch/feast and Im just laying on my bed with my shirt off, panting and sweating. I’d almost forgotten how much of a workout you can get just by stuffing yourself. Might get more later if digestion is quick. As of right now, when I step on the scale it reads 250.5 pounds- I still have about half a pound of burger to go.

Even if I were to lose a bunch of weight again, I can almost guarantee you that my weight would still fluctuate wildly. My target weight is fickle and erratic.