Logan Gets So Used To Wade's Chattering That Once Wade Stops He Actually Craves For It And Immediately

logan gets so used to wade's chattering that once wade stops he actually craves for it and immediately thinks something's wrong.

one morning he's making breakfast and wade appears next to him, bumps his forehead against logan's temple lightly and says "mornin'" before going straight to the bathroom. no slapping his ass, no peppering kisses to his face, no loud and annoying nonsense, not even a good morning and all logan could think about is oh he doesn't like me anymore, he's tired of me, he's gonna kick me out soon but all that left his mouth in the end is "the fuck is wrong with you?"

It was impossible not to joke about this.

Gave in and drew him

I'm currently staying at home with a flu so I might as well use the time to create memes.

honestly surpised nobodys written wade and logan smoking weed yet (at least that i've seen) because its VERY commonly used to treat chronic pain especially for people with cancer

and if we really want to get into the science the way that thc and cbd interact with the body is significantly different from alcohol (which i see a lot of ppl write about as something that doesnt effect them for long bc of healing factors) because it acts on the endocannabinoid system that already exist in the body opposed to alcohol which breaks down into toxins and effects the body that way

so if for whatever reason we care about ABSOLUTE realism, its still totally plausible for wade and logan to get stoned af because the high doesnt come from killing/poisoning cells like alcohol does