Me Watching My Own Snapchat Story: She Is So Damn Funny I Love Her

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

Obviously, Number Five cleared things up with the Commission. You think they let that little shit off so easy? It doesn't make any sense. Sure it does. He's a legend.

Number Five + reactions when he is dehumanised by the Commission

[ID: Ten-piece-gifset of five instances where Five is dehumanised by Commission agents throughout Season 1 of the Umbrella Academy. The Commission agents talk over his personhood to his face, often with casual smiles and compliments. Five's reaction to this treatment evolves from confusion over concealed anger and open rage to exasperation. Detailed ID in alt. End ID.]

REUNITED

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Drop. Your. Sword.”

“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”

“I am not left handed.”

“As you wish.”

“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”

“Have fun storming the castle.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy?”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“You killed my love.”

“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”

“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”

“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”

“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”

“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”

“Is this a kissing book?”

“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”

“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

“There will be blood tonight!”

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”

“You can die too for all I care!”

“So I’m here till I die?”

“I can cope with torture.”

“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”

“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”

“I will never love again.”

“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”

“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”

“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”

“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”

“Stop saying that!”

tell me all of the things that make you feel at ease

has anyone ever betrayed their trust?  do they still speak to them? / Elias

Character development asks // open

Elias doesn't really hold other people in very high regard unless it suits his own purposes. Everyone is just a pawn in his game to get what he wants out of his life. Really no one is safe, not even the Archivist who he tries so hard to push towards the end goal. He's already left people to die who were supposedly close to him. Friend just isn't a word he really understands the meaning of.

That being said, the last one to really betray his trust, being Gertrude Robinson, the previous Archivist before Jon, is dead because she tried to pull a fast one and destroy the institute. Elias handled that as soon as he was able.

So the answer is yes. And no he doesn't talk to them because people who betray his trust don't really live to tell the tale.