Damn Look At The Buns On That Person.

Damn look at the buns on that person. 

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Masterlist.

Anko Headcanons for Anko dating a friend Asuma “You’re not allowed to come until I get home. If you disobey, you’re not allowed to come at all.” “Did I say you could move?” (NSFW) Headcanons for how Asuma would deal with being part of a threesome (NSFW) Headcanons for Asuma with a s/o (SFW/NSFW)

Choji Imagine of Choji having his first time with a female s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Choji (SFW/NSFW) Deidara Headcanons for sex with Deidara (NSFW) Angry sex with Deidara (NSFW) Headcanons for jealous Deidara (NSFWish) Headcanons for how Deidara would deal with being part of a threesome (NSFW) Deidara calming his s/o down after a bad day Headcanons for dating Deidara Headcanons for Deidara’s reaction to his s/o asking him to eat them out (NSFW)

Gaara Headcanons of how they’d react with their s/o wanting to dominate them in the bedroom (Slight NSFW) “Shh, I’ve got you, just let go.” (NSFW) “I want to mark you so everyone knows your mine.” (NSFW) Headcanons for sick Gaara with a caring s/o Headcanons for what would make Gaara jealous Headcanons for blowjobs with Gaara (NSFW) Headcanons for Gaara watching his s/o’s daughter Headcanons for Gaara at the beach with his s/o Headcanons for Gaara hearing/saying “I love you” Headcanons for Gaara with a civillian s/o Headcanons for Gaara’s reaction to his s/o asking him to eat them out (NSFW) Gaara halloween prompt Headcanons for Gaara with a s/o with Heterochromia Gai Headcanons for Gai in a relationship with another Sensei Genma Headcanons for Genma with a s/o (SFW/NSFW) Hashirama Headcanons for Hashirama with a short tomboyish s/o Hidan Headcanons for relationships with Hidan (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Hidan’s s/o taking care of him when he’s sick Fluffy headcanons for Hidan Headcanons for Hidan with a short s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for jealous Hidan (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for bestfriends to lovers with Hidan (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Hidan’s reaction to his s/o asking him to eat them out. (NSFW) Headcanons for Hidan with a chubby s/o (NSFW) Ibiki Headcanons for Ibiki watching his s/o’s daughter Iruka Headcanons for blowjobs with Iruka (NSFW) Headcanons for Iruka watching his s/o’s daughter Headcanons for Iruka as a pet owner Iruka coming home to find his s/o asleep in one of his shirts Headcanons for Iruka seeing his s/o after a long mission Headcanons for Iruka’s reaction to his s/o asking him to dominate them (NSFW)

Itachi “I can’t stop thinking about you” Headcanons of Itachi with a short s/o (SFW) Headcanons for Blowjobs with Itachi (NSFW) Headcanons for how Itachi would react to the modern world “Lie back and let me take care of you” (NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Itachi (NSFW) Headcanons for Itachi with a dominant s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Itachi with a submissive s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Itachi with a s/o with a British accent  Scenario for Itachi’s s/o finding out he died. Headcanons for Itachi with a short s/o (NSFW) More headcanons for Itachi with a s/o with a British accent Headcanons for Itachi being woken up by his s/o Headcanons for Itachi being woken up by his s/o (NSFW) Itachi Halloween prompt Headcanons for Itachi with a civillian s/o (SFW/NSFW) Jūgo Headcanons for Jūgo with a s/o who hates their high-pitched voice (SFW/NSFW)

Kabuto The Heart Wants What It Wants Headcanons for relationships with Kabuto (SFW/NSFW)

Kakashi “Is that my shirt?” [text] Fuck you and your dumb cute face “Bend over my knee” “Don’t make a sound, or I’ll make you want to scream even louder” “Don’t cry, baby girl. It’s almost over” (NSFW) “You belong to me” “I want to mark you so everyone knows you’re mine” “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you” (NSFW) “Shh, I’ve got you. Just let go.” (NSFW) “It’s an ice cube, kitten. Do you like it?” “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you.” (NSFW) Headcanons of Kakashi dealing with a tired/grumpy s/o. (SFW) “I want you to hurt me.” (NSFW) Headcanons of Kakashi with a younger s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons of Kakashi with a submissive s/o (NSFW) Headcanons of Kakashi with a taller s/o Threesome with ObitoxreaderxKakashi (NSFW) Headcanons for Blowjobs with Kakashi (NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi with a dominant s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi dealing with a virgin s/o (Slight NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi with a short s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi finding out his s/o writes adult literature (NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi with a s/o who’s new to relationships Headcanons for Kakashi with a s/o with a British accent Headcanons for how Kakashi would ask someone to be his girlfriend Headcanons for how Kakashi would deal with his s/o getting sent on a honey trap mission Kakashi and his s/o having an argument over intimacy Kakashi with a daddy!kink Headcanons for how Kakashi would deal with being part of a threesome (NSFW) Headcanons for going from best friends to lovers with Kakashi Headcanons for Kakashi with a s/o on their period Headcanons for Kakashi being woken up by his s/o Headcanons for Kakashi reacting to his s/o dying in front of him Headcanons for Kakashi being woken up by his s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for getting drunk with Kakashi Headcanons for young Kakashi trying to impress his Sensei  Headcanons for Kakashi’s reaction to his s/o asking him to eat them out (NSFW) Headcanons for Kakashi with an overprotective s/o Kakuzu Random headcanons for Kakuzu

Kankuro “Touch yourself for me” “Good girl.” “You’re not allowed to come until I tell you to.” (NSFW) Headcanons for dominant Kankuro (NSFW) Headcanons for Kankuro as a boyfriend (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Kankuro Headcanons for spending the perfect day with Kankuro (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for living together with Kankuro Kiba Mature drabble (NSFW) [text] I don’t want your dick, I want brunch. “You’re so pretty when you’re begging” “Open your mouth for me” (NSFW) [text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. Headcanons of Kiba going from best friends to lovers Headcanons of Kiba with a short s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons of Kiba being protective over his s/o Headcanons for getting drunk with Kiba Headcanons for Kiba bugging his sick s/o Kiba halloween prompt “No way people who have sex at parties die on halloween” Headcanons for Kiba seeing his s/o after a long mission Headcanons for Kiba’s reaction to his s/o asking him to dominate them (NSFW)

Kisame Random headcanons for Kisame Lee Headcanons for Lee with a civillian s/o ”Where are the slutty male costumes?” Headcanons for Lee with a s/o with Heterochromia Madara Headcanons for how Madara would react to the modern world Headcanons for Madara with a short tomboyish s/o Nagato Headcanons for being in a relationship with Nagato

Naruto Headcanons of how they’d react with their s/o wanting to dominate them in the bedroom (Slight NSFW) Headcanons with Naruto with a sick s/o Headcanons for Naruto with a taller s/o Headcanons for Naruto with a submissive s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Naruto with a s/o on their period Headcanons for Naruto in a submissive relationship (SFW/NSFW) Naruto doing the “Boyfriend does my makeup” challenge Headcanons for Naruto in a relationship with someone neither assertive or expressive in their relationship Headcanons for Naruto with a civillian s/o

Neji “Stick that pretty ass up for me.” (NSFW) [text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [texts] I’m only saying this because I love you and let me make dinner for you. “You can handle more than that.” “I want you to ride me.” “Pull my hair.” “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you.” (NSFW) Neji comforting his roommate who’s afraid of thunderstorms Neji’s s/o taking care of him when he’s sick Headcanons for Neji with an overprotective s/o

Obito “Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Shh, I’ve got you, just let go.” “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you.” (NSFW) Threesome with ObitoxreaderxKakashi (NSFW) Headcanons for Obito with a submissive s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Obito with a s/o with a British accent  Orochimaru Headcanons for Orochimaru getting jealous/protective Headcanons for Orochimaru with a short s/o Pain Headcanons for Pein with a civillian s/o (SFW/NSFW) Rin Headcanons for Rin with a s/o with a British accent

Sai “I want to hear you scream.” “Open your mouth for me.” (NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Sai (SFW/NSFW) Fluffy Sai headcanons

Sakumo Headcanons for Sakumo with a younger s/o who likes dating older men. (SFW) Headcanons for how Sakumo would react to the modern world Headcanons for Sakumo finding out Kakashi has a girlfriend for the first time Sasori Headcanons for Sasori Headcanons for sex with Sasori (NSFW)

Sasuke Bad Blood Clothes Off (AU) Headcanons of how they’d react with their s/o wanting to dominate them in the bedroom (Slight NSFW) [text] So this is it? Headcanons of Sasuke with a short s/o (SFW) Where babies come from~ “You can handle more than that.” (NSFW) Headcanons for sex with Sasuke (NSFW) Headcanons for Sasuke with a short s/o (NSFW) Sasuke having make up sex with his s/o (NSFW) Shikamaru Cigarette “I’m not saying I want a threesome, but I wouldn’t be opposed to it” “You belong to me” “I want to mark you so everyone knows you’re mine” (NSFW) Imagine where you'r'e Asuma’s niece and end up hooking up with Shikamaru and Asuma finds out. [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? Headcanons for sex with Shikamaru (NSFW) Shikamaru and his s/o are in the middle of intimacy and he gets a text from Temari (Slight NSFW) Part 2 (SFW) Shikamaru cheating on his s/o with Temari (Slight NSFW) Part 2 (SFW) Headcanons with Shikamaru with an overprotective s/o Headcanons for Shikamaru seeing scars on his s/o (TW:self-harm)

Shino Headcanons for sex with Shino (NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Shino “If you weren’t diabetic before, I’m pretty sure you are now”

Shisui “You’re the best I’ve ever had” (NSFW) Headcanons with Shisui with a short s/o. (SFW/NSFW) “Does that feel good, baby girl?” (NSFW) Headcanons for blowjobs with Shisui (NSFW) Blowjob imagine (NSFW) Headcanons for how Shisui would react to the modern world Headcanons for Shisui with a submissive s/o (NSFW) S/o walks in on Shisui masturbating (NSFW) Headcanons for relationships with Shisui (NSFW) Shisui takes a bath with his s/o (NSFW) Shisui returns home and gets rough with his s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for Shisui with a s/o with a British accent Headcanons for how Shisui would ask someone to be his girlfriend Headcanons for Shisui being protective over his s/o Headcanons for Shisui with a younger s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Shisui being woken up by his s/o Headcanons for Shisui dating a chubby s/o Shisui doing the “Boyfriend does my makeup challenge” Headcanons for Shisui being woken up by his s/o (NSFW) Headcanons for getting drunk with Shisui Headcanons for Shisui with a s/o with long hair (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Shisui with a civillian s/o (SFW/NSFW) Headcanons for Shisui with a dominant s/o (NSFW)

Tobirama Headcanons for Tobirama dealing with a tired/grumpy s/o Headcanons for Tobirama showing his s/o his new jutsu Yagura Headcanons for Blowjobs with Yagura (NSFW)

Yamato “Shh, I’ve got you, just let go.” (NSFW) Yamato fluffy scenario Yamato’s close female friend wanting to cuddle when drunk Smutty continuation of the Yamato fluffy scenario (NSFW)

INFJ: calming presence, a hopeful soul, romantic romantic romantic, wise beyond years, wants to cuddle most of the time, won’t start a fight, extremely positive, doesn’t talk about inner feelings, needs time alone

Also INFJ: has no chill, none, zero chill, anxious ball of fire that consumes their soul, doesn’t think anyone can really love them, scared to hug people, will snap if someone crosses a value or disses a deep passion of theirs, will casually mention a past trauma, will party with 10 of their friends for 4 days straight

I literally notice all of these things from the haircut to the smile.

What INFJs don’t notice: haircuts, new furniture, what everybody is wearing, how things are organized

What INFJs do notice: the subtle difference between a genuine and forced smile, when someone is talking about something that makes them truly happy, when a person feels uncomfortable around someone else

Dick and a middle child. Unfortunately

Hey I’m doing a study:

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