I Didnt Believe You Could Fall In Love Over A Matter Of Seconds But Then I Saw Percival Running Out Of

I didn’t believe you could fall in love over a matter of seconds but then I saw Percival running out of an alley with three little kids in his arm. 

How to tell how screwed someone is for a test:

Watching review videos on normal speed: they’ll be fine

Watching at 1.5 speed: they might have to work at it but they’ll pass

Watching at twice the speed: they’re screwed. Did they even attend class?

Les Mis: “Some will fall and some will live, will you stand up and take your chance?” 

Me: *laughing hysterically* “S-some? Some? Only some will fall?!” 

One of my favorite Greek gods stories is when Hermes was supposed to battle Leto but instead basically said, “I’m not really feeling it and you’re scary so just tell everyone you beat the living daylights out of me” and then left.

Courfeyrac: “You, my friend, have what I like to call ‘an Eeyore complex.’”

Grantaire: “Yeah, it’s a result of what I like to call ‘my crippling depression.’”

Spark Notes: “Take a study break!”

Me (has to finish the book by tomorrow and hasn’t even made it through the summary of the first chapter): “You are absolutely right, I deserve it.”