dimesandnickels - Just as unorganized as my life
Just as unorganized as my life

I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian 

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How To Tell How Screwed Someone Is For A Test:

How to tell how screwed someone is for a test:

Watching review videos on normal speed: they’ll be fine

Watching at 1.5 speed: they might have to work at it but they’ll pass

Watching at twice the speed: they’re screwed. Did they even attend class?

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I’m sorry, the old MCU fans can’t come to the phone right now. Why? ‘Cause they watched Infinity War and are crying in the corner.


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7 years ago

Petition to rename all Nike products in Australia to Crikey by request of my brother

7 years ago

Les Mis: “Some will fall and some will live, will you stand up and take your chance?” 

Me: *laughing hysterically* “S-some? Some? Only some will fall?!” 


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7 years ago
So I Guess God Was In The Room Where It Happened.

So I guess God was in the room where it happened.


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6 years ago

Parallels

Paleontologist: “We have discovered this new dinosaur, what should we name it? I was thinking neck lizard, but perhaps using vernacular closer to its time? Greek perhaps? It’s not terribly close to the time of the dinosaurs but it is better than English. Let us call it ‘Brachiosaurus.’”

Aliens in the future: “We have found the remains of the mammal that used to dominate this planet called ‘Earth,’ what should we name it? I was thinking flesh man, but perhaps using the vernacular of its time? Let us call it ‘squishy boy.’”


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