I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian
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How To Tell How Screwed Someone Is For A Test:
How to tell how screwed someone is for a test:
Watching review videos on normal speed: they’ll be fine
Watching at 1.5 speed: they might have to work at it but they’ll pass
Watching at twice the speed: they’re screwed. Did they even attend class?
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The Infinity War end credits
The Russo brothers: “Hey, remember when all those characters you loved faded away?”
Me: “Yeah, it was like five minutes ago-”
The Russo brothers: “No one cares!” *the title of the movie blows away just like all the character.*
Me: *crying again* “So unnecessary.”
Me: *is home alone, calls friend*
Me: “Coast is clear, bring the ‘special powder.’”
Friend: *pulls into my driveway with screeching tires* “Here it is, I bought it just this week.”
Me: “Excellent.”
Both of us: *begin to dump unholy amounts of 100% grated Parmesan cheese onto pasta*
I’m sorry, the old MCU fans can’t come to the phone right now. Why? ‘Cause they watched Infinity War and are crying in the corner.
When Patton refers to them as his child:
Thomas: “yeah, I’m not your kid”
Virgil: *just kinda goes with it*
Grantaire: *talking badly about himself*
Enjolras: Hey! That‘s my husband you‘re talking about!