I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian
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How To Tell How Screwed Someone Is For A Test:
How to tell how screwed someone is for a test:
Watching review videos on normal speed: they’ll be fine
Watching at 1.5 speed: they might have to work at it but they’ll pass
Watching at twice the speed: they’re screwed. Did they even attend class?
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