I Hate How That Was How You Started Our Friendship, Now I Can't Get Rid Of You. /lh (Please I Beg Of

I hate how that was how you started our friendship, now I can't get rid of you. /lh (Please I beg of you, do NOT torture me like that ever again 🙏😭)

What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read/wrote? I'll start. Once I read a fic where (and I am not sorry for any trauma this may bring to you, your family, OR your cow) Jesus Christ, like the guy from the Bible, fucked the shit out of Jack Manifold right after he was murdered by Technoblade. In the remains of the community house(?) (might have the wrong name for the place, it's been a while since I consumed anything dsmp related). I laughed my ass off the entire time I read it and proceeded to traumatize multiple friends with it by copy/pasting it in group chats for days. ( @delis-4-meats I have no regrets, I will consider doing it again, you were a fool to remind me of this fic.)

✨ Happy cherry magic ✨

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

Retelling The Hobbit Chapter 16: The Song of the Lonely Mountain First chapter / Previous / Next

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*crumbles into dust after finishing this* Thank you for reading! This The Hobbit webcomic adaptation thing takes a lot of effort to put together and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate every comment. I also really appreciate the people who’ve spread the word of this comic to their friends! <3

And finally, we’re at the Song of the Lonely Mountain! Within Tolkien’s canon, The Hobbit is an in-universe book that was “written” by Bilbo Baggins, who occasionally lies/embellishes/exaggerates things. The tonal differences between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are explained by Bilbo and Frodo/Sam being different kinds of storytellers, with different relationships to “the truth.” This idea is the core of how I’m adapting the novel!  Bilbo is an unreliable narrator who is literally ‘drawing’ from his own limited experiences;  the different art styles reflect the different perspectives of other characters.   The “dwarf art style” in this chapter is inspired by stonework/metalwork in general— but especially by a mix of art deco, Celtic art, and European folk art. 

The central tension of the comic is between Bilbo and Thorin, who each have wildly different ideas about what kind of  story they’re in. Thorin is in a grand fantasy epic, while Bilbo is in a lighthearted children’s book adventure.  The tragedy is, obviously, that only one side of the story ever gets to be fully told.

On a sillier note, a few years ago I had my first gay crush on a lesbian who sang while playing the piano. This chapter is dedicated to the piano lesbian. I hope they’re doing well, wherever they are. XD

I think I might need a bit of a break but I’m hoping for the next chapter, titled “Dawn,” to arrive on January 13th. And your comments/support really do help motivate me to get more done! ^_^

Sam sends Danny to annoy Batman

So after graduation, Sam starts travelling around for her charities, non-profit organizations and protests, she gets well known as an activist and has made a name for herself

Danny on the other hand is juggling learning about his duties as ghost prince and in college for aerospace engineering

Both are in a long-distance relationship, both are very supportive of the other and are in healthy realationship

Sam gets a lead about Cadmus cloning and experimentation and decides to follow it while publicising it

Well Sam gets too close to the point the JL needs to intervein or else risk some confidential info getting to the public

They saw how she was about her activism and decide to send Batman to "deter" her

Now she's pissed

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Danny never claimed to have a normal life or be an ordinary person

And in his life, there's not a lot of things that can make him worried

But his activist girlfriend calling him at 3:00 am asking him for a "no questions asked" favour involving BATMAN...yeah he's very concerned about what Sam got herself into

But he's not turning down an opportunity to mess with the government

Bold of you to assume I can sound that out.

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny

He'd be a good dad and I'd probably have a whole bunch of idiot knights as uncles.

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

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