
He/Him A mess of hyper fixations I will ask questions
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Retelling The Hobbit Chapter 16: The Song of the Lonely Mountain First chapter / Previous / Next
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*crumbles into dust after finishing this* Thank you for reading! This The Hobbit webcomic adaptation thing takes a lot of effort to put together and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate every comment. I also really appreciate the people who’ve spread the word of this comic to their friends! <3
And finally, we’re at the Song of the Lonely Mountain! Within Tolkien’s canon, The Hobbit is an in-universe book that was “written” by Bilbo Baggins, who occasionally lies/embellishes/exaggerates things. The tonal differences between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are explained by Bilbo and Frodo/Sam being different kinds of storytellers, with different relationships to “the truth.” This idea is the core of how I’m adapting the novel! Bilbo is an unreliable narrator who is literally ‘drawing’ from his own limited experiences; the different art styles reflect the different perspectives of other characters. The “dwarf art style” in this chapter is inspired by stonework/metalwork in general— but especially by a mix of art deco, Celtic art, and European folk art.
The central tension of the comic is between Bilbo and Thorin, who each have wildly different ideas about what kind of story they’re in. Thorin is in a grand fantasy epic, while Bilbo is in a lighthearted children’s book adventure. The tragedy is, obviously, that only one side of the story ever gets to be fully told.
On a sillier note, a few years ago I had my first gay crush on a lesbian who sang while playing the piano. This chapter is dedicated to the piano lesbian. I hope they’re doing well, wherever they are. XD
I think I might need a bit of a break but I’m hoping for the next chapter, titled “Dawn,” to arrive on January 13th. And your comments/support really do help motivate me to get more done! ^_^
It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.
rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall
You got that 60's kinda vibe to you and it's hard to beat, ain't gonna find it here in this century
✨🎶 Jammie jam 🎶✨
60's by John Michael Howell and Fulton Lee
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
✨ Happy cherry magic ✨
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
🎺🎺🎺
when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
Infect those around you with the fixations. GO! FORCE UPON THEM GREAT BRAIN ROTTING FANDOMS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I am not sorry for spam reblogging post recently btw. My friend said I was confusing her Tumblr fyp by being the only batfam related account she follows, so I am making that better(worse).
Sam sends Danny to annoy Batman
So after graduation, Sam starts travelling around for her charities, non-profit organizations and protests, she gets well known as an activist and has made a name for herself
Danny on the other hand is juggling learning about his duties as ghost prince and in college for aerospace engineering
Both are in a long-distance relationship, both are very supportive of the other and are in healthy realationship
Sam gets a lead about Cadmus cloning and experimentation and decides to follow it while publicising it
Well Sam gets too close to the point the JL needs to intervein or else risk some confidential info getting to the public
They saw how she was about her activism and decide to send Batman to "deter" her
Now she's pissed
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Danny never claimed to have a normal life or be an ordinary person
And in his life, there's not a lot of things that can make him worried
But his activist girlfriend calling him at 3:00 am asking him for a "no questions asked" favour involving BATMAN...yeah he's very concerned about what Sam got herself into
But he's not turning down an opportunity to mess with the government
Is this a Birdy or the Devil
Danny gets turned into a goose, and instead of trying to fix it, he goes to Gotham and plays the untitled goose game irl.
He makes objections and keeps them in a little backpack. He also sings honk honk revolution in his downtime.
Batman doesn't know how to deal with a rogue goose. No one does not even Damian. At some point, Joker tries to kill the goose, only to get his joy buzzer, flower squirter, and joke gun taken by the feathery menace.
"So as you can see, George Washington is not your father."
-my brother
(10/10 history lesson, no historical inaccuracies here.)
I hate how that was how you started our friendship, now I can't get rid of you. /lh (Please I beg of you, do NOT torture me like that ever again 🙏😭)
What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read/wrote? I'll start. Once I read a fic where (and I am not sorry for any trauma this may bring to you, your family, OR your cow) Jesus Christ, like the guy from the Bible, fucked the shit out of Jack Manifold right after he was murdered by Technoblade. In the remains of the community house(?) (might have the wrong name for the place, it's been a while since I consumed anything dsmp related). I laughed my ass off the entire time I read it and proceeded to traumatize multiple friends with it by copy/pasting it in group chats for days. ( @delis-4-meats I have no regrets, I will consider doing it again, you were a fool to remind me of this fic.)
Bold of you to assume I can sound that out.

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny
Look at your name, how on this great, green earth am I supposed to pronounce THAT!

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny
The fear of telling someone, someone who you are supposed to trust and confide in, the truth because you know deep down they're not as trustworthy as the script made of them in your head. But because of them you know when you have a true loved one when the fear isn't present with them. When you can speak your mind without a single fear of being judged and attacked, even if they don't have the same opinion as you. And it's even better when they are truthful with you too, because of how your truth has been pushed away in a corner, you want to hear their truth as much as you want yours to be acknowledged.
So thank you, for giving me that fear. Because now that I have overcome it I have a better appreciation for the truth and I love the truth of others even if I don't agree with it or have the same truth.
Because of you I have found how to trust my truth.
How to find comfort in the realness of the world, however terrible.
Even though what you did was terrible and it hurt, you made me into the person I am today.
Thank you. I finally forgive you.
Love you guys but some names are shortened in prayer @xenazaria, I'm looking at you

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny

He'd be a good dad and I'd probably have a whole bunch of idiot knights as uncles.
last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)
tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx
and whoever the fuck sees this
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'M SORRRY PLZ! ICECERAM!!
If I find out we have the same hyperfixation, even if it's neither of our main hyperfixation, and we have at least 2 mutual friends irl, I will send you every fic of that trope/fandom/whatever else that I find.
@delis-4-meats I'm talking to you.
Yes it DOES! ....but I'll be nice because my mom says to love sinners /j
If I find out we have the same hyperfixation, even if it's neither of our main hyperfixation, and we have at least 2 mutual friends irl, I will send you every fic of that trope/fandom/whatever else that I find.
@delis-4-meats I'm talking to you.
I did this first and to you, you're not speeeeeciaaaaaal
If I find out we have the same hyperfixation, even if it's neither of our main hyperfixation, and we have at least 2 mutual friends irl, I will send you every fic of that trope/fandom/whatever else that I find.
@delis-4-meats I'm talking to you.
What if I wanna join the spam?
make more original posts...
so you can spam reblog them????? no thank you!!!