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how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene
How their journey started:
How their relationship officially started:
RELEASE THE DIVA!!!! *I scream into a megaphone as Butchverine walks into the stage*
A couple of notes on my take on sapphic Poolverine:
-wolverine's full name is Jane Lenore Howlett, she mainly goes by Jane, she still goes as wolverine as her hero persona
-Lady Deadpool startet to call her Lottie (because of her middle name, Lenore) because it rhymes with Hottie "hottie Lottie"
-doesn't really cares about makeup, sometimes she can indulge a bit in wearing black lipstick but she's always seen with eyeliner....it's for intimidating purposes she says .....sure thing, we say (she's lying, she enjoys doing her eyeliner)
-Jane gives zero fucks about shaving, but we stand a soft fuzzy gal, so kuddos to her, Lady Deadpool says she is "as soft as a kitten"
-fashion wise Jane is all about the ripped jeans, combat boots, tank tops, sleeveless crop tops, flannels and ofc a good leather jacket
-Lady Deadpool's name is Winnona Wilson (I know her canon name is Wanda in the comics but marvel come on, there's already another Wanda and plenty of female W names, get creative!...plus Winnona is cuter)
-wolverine calls her whinennona, whiny or straight up Wilson depending on her mood
-Winnona LOVES accessories And is oftenly wearing wigs, cute hats, beanies and bandanas in her head when she's not wearing her mask, she loves makeup too! She enjoys false eyelashes, lipstick and sometimes eyeshadow, she draws in her eyebrows but she doesn't wears foundation tho, it irritates her skin a lot
-she probably has the biggest cute and funny earrings collection ever. Fashion wise I can see her rocking low waist jeans, rhinestone belts, crop tops and those juicy couture velvet tracksuits lol
celebrate birthday by drawing origins poolverine>>>
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
yes he’s the worst wolverine yes he’s Wade’s most specialest boy
Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
by NEWB_FF7R
some soft and warm doodles for the soul 🤲
i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
PoolVerine mini comic !!
Happy Ketchup and Mustard Deadpool and Wolverine Day!
Is this a good time to return to my X-Men phase
baking together ♡
Nasty ass couple
Laura with her dads
Origins poolverine if you guys care 🗣
In another time, another life, Wade is still talking logan's ear off
*at a party*
Wade, drunk: Hey, you wanna know a secret
Logan:
Logan: ok…?
Wade: Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. You can’t tell ‘nyone because it’s a seeeecret but I… I have a crush on Logan *laughs*
Logan, who is married to Wade: ooh tell me more