If It Doesn't Get Renamed Zoozve I Will Cry, It's Way Better Then The Scientific Blah Blah Blah

If it doesn't get renamed Zoozve I will cry, it's way better then the scientific blah blah blah

Zoozve, my beloved

I think Dave might be on to something...

OH MY GOSH NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF COLORS-- THEY'RE CALLED COLOR SCHEMES

Surprise! You're a leader! Cuz when you do something you do it to the best of your ability and then people expect you to do things all the time (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

That moment when you're going on a diet and you're kinda struggling with it, cause, I mean, food, but your therapist compares your hunger to an abuser and says your hunger be like 'feed me' and you're like 'damn, ok how much?' and so your therapist asks you if you want to keep being your hungers little bitch and you're like, 'hey, I don't wanna be my hungers little bitch!' and now you're sticking to your diet way better

When my little sibling found out I was on the Dean's list, they asked me what that was. This is what I told her:

Ok so there's this guy named Dean, right? And he has this list, and ya can't have a list without names, so he goes to each college or university and says "hey, yo, who's got the best grades?" And the college/uni is like "all these people" and then Dean's all like "dude that's so hype, imma put them on my list!" So Dean has like a bajillion lists of names of people with good grades bc he really likes lists