I Don't Think I Have A Brain, But If I Did Have A Brain It Would Be Jellyfish. Jellyfish With Worms Eating

I don't think I have a brain, but if I did have a brain it would be jellyfish. Jellyfish with worms eating it and play cards and a random acorn bouncing around and gears with no teeth that just spin like wheels and don't do anything. Oh and I think if I had a brain it's in my feet. I step on it all day. No wonder it doesn't work.

Fun Fact: you can line something up properly on the computer but when you print it, it might not line up

Fun Fact 2: things lines up differently if you print in black and white vs color

Fun Fact 3: sometimes printers get mad at you because you need to use special textured paper so it decides to eat it

Fun Fact 4: it's more efficient to buy fancy paper and figure out how to print on your own instead of at a store because you can make adjustments and print as much are you have paper for without racking up more money you have to pay to the store

The dumbest things make me feel like I'm an adult... And then I remember I am an adult...

(like I actually use up pens now?? Mainly cause I use one until it's gone and don't just use random ones like I did when I was a kid, but still. As a kid I seriously was starting to think pens never run out of ink... Now I have to keep buying refills 🥲)

You know that moment when you have two friends who don't know each other who you can tell would become really great friends but you're nervous to introduce them to each other in case they become better friends with each other than with you and you get cut out of the friend group, but you also don't want to be the reason soulmates never get together and also maybe you guys would make the best trio ever?

I don't want much. I just want someone to figure out the best setting on an iron for making grilled cheese. I just want someone to talk to about how it's terrible to make mascots of food that encourage people to eat that food. I just want someone who's as invested in all my stupid thoughts as I am. I just want a relationship like Sam and Joon.

You ever have that moment when finals are coming up and you have four papers to write, two art projects to finish and present, a test to study for, and two exams and you can't even get out of bed and your like "shit, maybe it won't work out this time" and then a couple days later you finally finish an (yeah just one of them) essay that's been hanging over your head and suddenly you think that maybe if you budget your time well that you can avoid failure but instead of working on all of that you are on your phone making a tumbler post? Umm *definitely* couldn't be me... Couldn't be me...