God, I Love Erotic Vivisection. If Only We Could Have As Much Erotic Vivisection As We Have "rough Sex".

God, I love erotic vivisection. If only we could have as much erotic vivisection as we have "rough sex".

I'm absolutely here for Shockwave experimenting on others. Sexually. Could I know more?

Shockwaves experiments can range from simple things like testing just how much transfluid a bot can produce. He does this by having a little mess with a subjects code (nothing permanent of course) and making it so their systems produce transfluid until the subjects frame physically can’t anymore, and then collecting the transfluid in various measuring cylinders. This can also serve as and experiment on endurance as previous subjects have passed out and woke up with an aching spike still producing transfluid

Shockwave would also experiment with how much force a valves callipers can apply by having a subject sit on a modified false spike which takes PSI readings through the various stages of self service and overload, Shockwave then makes all sorts of graphs because of course he does

Shockwave has also done the above experiments on himself

I have another of Shockwaves experiments but it’s going under the cut since it contains surgical play (which I think is the best way to describe it) and might not be everyone’s cup of tea

Shockwave has experimented with swapping his subjects pain and pleasure signals around, partially to see if he could create more effective soldiers using this method and partially just to see if he can

His subject would be strapped down to a table and as Shockwave cuts away the plating of their torso they’re horrified to find that it’s pleasure unlike anything else, and when they protest what they’re feeling Shockwave reaches down to caress their valve ever so gently and it’s agony unlike anything the bot has ever felt. The subject finds themself begging Shockwave to carry on cutting them open until energon stains the table around them and their internals are under Shockwaves keen scrutiny. It all stops for a moment as Shockwave checks his subjects vitals before dipping two fingers into the squishy tubing laced around the subjects body cavity, this all eventually ends with Shockwave up on the table spiking his subjects internals as the subject writhes in ecstasy beneath him

There’s also a second phase of this experiment, in which Shockwave studies whether the experiment causes his subjects sexual preferences to change, and if there’s a possibility a subject could eventually have those pain and pleasure responses swapped without Shockwave ever needing to touch their coding

I came up with a fandom joke that at first made me cackle and then put me face-to-face with the fact that the TF franchise is mostly an anti-utopia where "the humanity" is represented by the American government. Again.

The joke:

Megatron, turning down the Decepticons: No more war criminals. Megatron, accepting the alliance with the US govt: Now we're good.

I love my propaganda like my analogies. Blatant and tasteless. We'll be back on valveplug shit soon, stay tuned.

(Maybe I should familiarize myself with Japanese series more closely. To dull the effect.)

Such a shame I've never seen a single piece of art depicting Overlord licking Tarn's machine gun barrels. There's an upsetting lacuna where the perfect manifestation of oral fixation, personal space violation, and disturbing eroticism could be.

If I could ever produce something visually pleasing, I'd be absolutely determined. C'mon, that scene's already formed in the realm of ideas, all we need is a little transcendence. 

Oh, that's hot. Really. Apparently, every anti-utopia can be fixed by adding a good piss kink. They could add a piss kink in "1984" or in Y. Zamyatin's "We".

(And, knowing about what sex and libido shit was for old-school and Cold War anti-utopia, it would make sense.)

Piss boy roddy hours.....

Thinking about him discovering how good it feels for him to piss himself when he jacks off. Like sure he's a squirter but that's different, that's not the same as figuring out he's a little piss boy.

One day he's just so horny whilst laying in his berth that he reaches down to his panels despite the pulsing pressure in his waste tank. He glides his digits over his slick valve, using the lubricant to start massaging his anterior node. With a whine, he squeezes his thighs together, pulling his knees in as he squeezes his node. The jolt of pleasure sends a pang through his waste tank as well and he draws his knees in closer

As the charge builds, his callipers flutter and his tanks clench. A tiny gasp escapes his intake when his frame twitches and the tiniest amount of waste fluid leaks from his valve. He's already so wet and slick- but the waste makes it even slipperier. Hot exhaust escapes from his intake with shallow pants. Oh that feels good...

His hips buck and he feels another dribble of waste escape onto his digits. He chews on his lip with quiet little whines as he swirls his digits in the liquid, circling his node and rubbing faster

The pressure on his waste tank feels even greater now as he rocks his hips against his digits. Another leak. His valve feels even hotter.

He unfurls from his position on his side and rolls onto his back, spreading his legs as he presses his palm against his charged node. The whine that leaves his vocaliser is long and needy as he immediately starts to buck his hips against his servo. Every little rut forces a little more wastefluid to leak from his tank. Everything feels so hot and wet-

His processor is so overwhelmed with tactile feedback that the control on his waste tank seal finally fails. Without active pressure, the hot waste simply leaks out of him. The piss dribbles between Rodimus' digits as he continues his desperate little ruts

It feels so good- The relief from the slow emptying of his tank echoes through his clenching valve and sends shocks of pleasure through his swollen node. The fluid pools between his thighs, adding to the messy streaks of lubricant already smeared between his joints and on the berth

His pants are hot and shallow, punctured by pathetic whines as he rolls his node between soaking wet digits, rocking his hips so piss spurts from his tank

The overload mounts and hits him so fast, crashing into him as he screams and arches his spinal struts. Remnants of waste fluid from his tanks is forced out of him, spraying onto his servo and all over the berth. Then he finally goes limp, collapsing back into his hot fluids, the last reserves of piss freely flowing between his legs.

Oh he needs to do that again.

Slowly he drags his servo up to his face and licks across his slick palm. He's not going to the washracks all day tomorrow to see if he can do it again.

yessss god, this has kept me sane all day today. so fucking good. I love imagining Rodimus slowly realizing that it feels soooo good to hold it and, and that when he touches his valve, all that pressure bubbles in his swollen abdomen.

He knows he's being a dirty boy but he doesn't care... pissing into his hand feels so good. His pussy is all wet and warm like this, he never wants this to stop. self-servicing for him has often been just about the overload, but this is something else. Roddy whines and whimpers, plapping his soaked hand against his leaking valve messily. He pisses himself stupid with his overload, shaking and moaning through the aftershocks as his valve keeps on trickling... he lies in his own mess, sucking it off of his fingers, charge already building up as he thinks about how he's going to do this again tomorrow...

mhmmm Roddy keeping his bladder pleasantly full through the next day. It pulses down below, his valve wet and swollen, asking him to touch it, but he keeps his self-control, for now, simply squirming the whole day as the pressure keeps building... At the end of the day he's so horny and so full he barely makes it into his bed before he's already groping his valve.

It takes a little bit of coaxing for his waste tank to loosen, after a whole day of holding it in, it clenches whenever piss threatens to slip out... Rodimus groans and frantically rubs his pussy until the first squirt of piss comes out of him, hitting the bed with a muffled sound... He's definitely going to make a habit out of this <33

Learned about the existence of a cracksip Aragog x Ford Anglia (Ron's car) in the Harry Potter fandom. That's how people get by in the dark, not knowing that right next door they can have a giant sentient spider, creepily tricking a flying car into a toxic relationship and filthy web-bondage sex. (And yeah, I mean it. Prowl IS a flying car. Have you seen him when someone gets so pissed off with his bullshit they completely lose their shit on him?)

I can get why people have concerns about Bumblebee being chatty in TF: One. Not because it'll automatically make him an annoying one, but let's be honest, authors tend to fuck up upbeat and extraverted characters and cross the line between a talkative and outgoing personality and a bothersome pain in the ass. Judging by what we got in those two trailers, I can see him being at risk of being reduced to an uncharismatic comic relief.

We already have a prominent example of a chatty character being complex and likeable. I'm well aware of how you guys adore Swerve, and I like him too. That's what happens when actual work is put into writing. 

Let's hope my worst speculation on Bee in One stays just, ugh, my worst speculation.