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How To Hide A Hippogriff
How to hide a Hippogriff
Sirius: James?
Sirius: Can I ask you a question?
James: What is it Sirius?
Sirius: You know...It’s kind of an emergency question...
James: What is it Sirius??
Sirius: If you bought, let’s say, a baby hippogriff-
Sirius: - where would you accomodate it?
James: Sirius please tell me this is a joke-
James: WHAT THE F*CK!?
Sirius: His name is Buckbeak.
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