I Love That Pretty Much All The MLM Hazbin Ships Are Old Man Yaoi.

I love that pretty much all the MLM Hazbin ships are old man yaoi.

Lucifer is older than the Earth itself

Angel Dust died in 1947 in his 30s, making him probably around his 110s in the show

Husk died in the 1960s in his 60s or 70s, making him around the same age as Angel

Alastor died in 1933 in his 30s or 40s, making him a little older than Angel

Adam is literal thousands of years old

Vox died in the 1950s in his 30s or 40s, making him a little younger than Alastor

Like I just realized this and I feel like this

going for a world record

if you see this post boop the everloving fuck out of me and also RB it

Since I’m on the topic of stuff I didn’t know… I want to talk about aphantasia. Which is: “the inability to form mental images of objects that are not present.”

I had no idea that when people said “picture this” it wasn’t always metaphorical. I just assumed no one could picture anything. And since no one talked about it, I had no idea that some people can picture stuff in their head! It’s also apparently a scale where some people can picture everything and some people can picture a little with some people picturing nothing.

So, I’m curious again…

sometimes i sit and think about myself

and by no means do i think i’m “plus” or exactly “big” but i am over 200lbs (~91kg).

maybe i don’t look it, i guess i haven’t changed in looks much.

but i’m not “skinny,” “thin,” or “small” either.

i’m probably pretty “average,” and “medium” but i’ve always felt ‘too big’ for that. now that’s a problem in and of itself (the fatphobia and thinspo is very present in media and life still) but that’s not this post.

but idk i know others are in the same boat of ‘too big, but too little’. and again im probably a medium-large sized person (also including being nearly 6 foot) but its weird how little “community” there is for people my size. (that’s not saying thin or big people should have less or no community; we should have equal community bc it’s not that serious tbh 😭)

but idk it’s weird to me bc as someone who doesn’t exactly look my weight, it’s an odd spot to be in.

anyways yeah this is a ramble post i’ve got nothing just wanted to chat about my experience n thoughts lol

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

Link to Merlin’s version