*slams Fists On Table* WE NEED MORE TANG

*slams fists on table* wE NEED MORE TANG—

can u pls do hcs of tang with a clingy s/o that likes surprising him with kisses?? like y’know the vibe of that one post that’s like “if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much” because i would literally listen to this man info dump about his nerdy lil facts all day 🧎‍♂️

YES YOURE RIGHT

Tang x GN!Clingy!Reader Romantic Headcanons

In terms of surprising him with kisses....please do it. He likes cheek kisses more than anything and he'll turn as red as a tomato

ALSO. If he's sitting there reading to himself, go up, push the book down a bit, kiss him, then walk away. It's amazing

He gets used to you after a while in the relationship--as in, he learns to expect your fun little appearances-- and he might begin to return them as well!

He really likes kissing the crown of your head. It's just the easiest place for him to reach when he's passing by!

Hype him up a bit when he's sharing information with you, or telling stories while you're both in Pigsy's. Pigsy will always warn you to not let Tang's ego get too big but you don't care

When he refocuses after infodumping and sees you looking at him with pure adoration in your eyes he honestly feels so loved and appreciated.

And if you ask him QUESTIONS ABOUT IT OR SHARE SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW??? GODS HE'S ALREADY GONNA BE ON HIS WAY TO GET AN WEDDING RING

He appreciates you for really loving him as he is. 🥺

The Confession Headcanons were so adorable! Thank you for making the Headcanons. My heart absolutely warmed. I have something lingering in my mind lately, how would you picture Mayor, Syntax and Red Son having a enemies to lovers trope with you? -🎲 Anon

Enemies to lovers my beloved 💞

Mayor, Syntax, and Redson x GN!Reader, Enemies to Lovers Headcanons!

Mayor

You two probably met via Bone Demon BS. 

You may have a neat little artifact that he’s after for his lady, so naturally he goes after you. Unlike many of his other victims, however…you are scarily good at getting away from him.

He’s a ruthless hunter, you have to admit. You learn bits and pieces about him while you play cat and mouse, and it leads to an interesting type of friendship.

He shows up, you two have a pleasant conversation, he tries to steal from you, and you grab a spray bottle full of holy water and kick him out. 

Honestly, the routine is refreshing for him! It’s hard being a zombie, running a city, AND serving a demon mistress!

After he gets his butt handed to him by Wukong, interrogated by the gang, and then promptly gets left behind by his lady, he shows up after everything is over to talk to you. 

He’s in a sorry state…you almost feel bad for him. But he swears that he’s not trying to get anything from you. He just wants to spend time with a comforting familiar face.

It takes a while, but you both really connect with each other and eventually you end up dating :)

Syntax

When his queen sent him to find more potential spider subjects, he thought he’d have a harder time.

You have a lot of potential. You’re dedicated, hardworking…you really do meet the criteria!

Unfortunately for him, you were there during the first spider attack, so you’ve got a darn good idea about how to fend off any potential arachnid attackers. 

He keeps on trying with you, and one day you catch him face to face. You actually manage to beat him up pretty bad—Huntsman laughed at him for hours after he got back to the base

But he knew that this wasn’t about a subject anymore…no, he was delighted in being YOUR enemy. 

He targets you in his schemes a lot, and you can really tell how much of a tsundere he actually is once you’ve been kicking him off of the fire escape for long enough.

Eventually you start leaving peace offerings. Like c’mon, this man is built like a twig, give him some snacks

He finds it odd but he welcomes the meals. Things slow down and even though he still gets on your nerves…you consider him to be your friend.

Once all the Bone Demon BS is over, it takes a hot second but he starts showing up again, and as you both recover from the near end of the world, you click really nicely and you’ll actually probably be the first to make any moves!

Redson

You’re the child of a different demon family, but one that has been allied with the Demon Bull Family for ages. So naturally you two were SUPPOSED to be friends.

Buuuut it’s kinda hard trying to be friends with a kid who not only has mad daddy issues but also mad anger issues. 

Your families still get along but by the gods they don’t leave you two unsupervised because something will be set on fire or destroyed.

You two constantly push each other’s buttons, ESPECIALLY as adults, and sometimes you thwart Redson’s schemes on purpose just to mess with them. 

…and directly after you go over to their place to have dinner and gossip with his mom.

Some special event happens, perhaps a celebration of the fact that the world didn’t end

Hear me out. It’s a gala. Everyone’s dressed up. Including you and Red.

There’s a dance. EVERYONE NEEDS A PARTNER. YOU AND RED ARE DANCE PARTNERS AND EVEN THOUGH YOU BOTH ACT LIKE YOU HATE IT…

you gotta admit to each other that man, you both look fineeee. 

They tell you that they’ve done some reflecting since the apocalypse began and ended, and they know that most of the time they seem upset(because mostly they are) 

but they do feel some sense of contentment when they’re with you. And do you feel the same? And why do you have that weird smile? No no no do NOT DIP ME—

“I like you too, Red Boy.” >:3

/////// “IT’S REDSON” >:V

MK, taking Wukong to see the Shadow Play

Gossiping throughout

👀

monkey secrets

Omg thank you for doing the request but I’m still kinda sick but I’m getting better but the bad thing is that I infected my grandmother

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I feel ya :0 I caught a fever from someone at work and I swear if it isn't outta my system by tomorrow I'm gonna LOSE IT /lh

Cheers to us, we're sick and we're being Very brave about it 🎉

Hey!! :)! Love your work bro! Keep up the good work!

Anyway! Here’s my request I hope it’s not to much!

Can I request redson,Mk,Mei, and Swk with a S/O that gets lost easily like when ever they look away for one second their already half way across town lost and no idea how they got there? I swear this happens to me all the time

Anyway keep up the good work!!!

Ah tysm!! And oh bro I relate. Can’t be left anywhere and can’t lead the way bc where am I going??!!

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Redson, MK, Mei, and SWK x GN!Where Am I??Reader Romantic Headcanons!

Redson - ASDFJHDGAS WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK??? They’re the most likely out of the group to get you a backpack leash. He also probably just yells your name out of habit to try and get your attention so you don’t wander off. Considers putting some kind of magic rune on you that will automatically guide you back to him if you walk away

Mei - oh my gosh she’s just as bad. Will definitely have trackers in your phone and hers so at the very least you can find each other digitally. She’s the type to be like “omg let’s hold hands so we don't get lost it’s like what otters do” and then 3 seconds later she lets go and forgets to keep you in her line of sight. It’s really funny

MK - for him, it’s just a really large and constant game of marco-polo. He has fun trying to find you if you wander off! He only really gets worried if he feels that something is really wrong. He would also probably have a balloon tied to you or something so he could see you in a larger crowd. If worst comes to worst, he goes up to the customer service desk and makes an announcement to call you over.

SWK - He gives you some kind of magic thing that he can use his gold vision to see you with just in case something happens. Other than that, he’s actually the best out of these 4 when it comes to sticking with you. He’s had to keep track of MK for a while now, so it makes sense that he’s developed his skills of person-wrangling. He doesn’t get mad or anything either, unless you wandered off and got into a dangerous situation.

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.