creeppiest - PLEASE! I'm a star!
creeppiest
PLEASE! I'm a star!

fuck JKR

415 posts

Creeppiest - PLEASE! I'm A Star! - Tumblr Blog

creeppiest
9 months ago

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

creeppiest
9 months ago
ATONEMENT (2007)dir. Joe Wright
ATONEMENT (2007)dir. Joe Wright

ATONEMENT (2007) dir. Joe Wright


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Kept Thinking About Sirius Having Moles Placed As The Canis Major Constellation

kept thinking about sirius having moles placed as the canis major constellation


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Counting The Stars

counting the stars

(part 2 of this post ✨)


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Ted Dying Is Every Timeline Is Petes Own Bastard Box

Ted dying is every timeline is Pete’s own bastard box

Ted Dying Is Every Timeline Is Petes Own Bastard Box
creeppiest
9 months ago

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

creeppiest
9 months ago
Small Sketch
Small Sketch

small sketch <3

+harry in his punk era

creeppiest
9 months ago

So fucking sick of bottom Sirius I swear this fandom doesn't know how to write anything else and it's so fucking boring.

creeppiest
9 months ago
The Train Station Scene With Age-accurate Sirius (huge Pet Peeve Of Mine In The Movies).

The train station scene with age-accurate Sirius (huge pet peeve of mine in the movies). 

Remus: (x)


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Sirius In A Pinterest Inspired Fit

Sirius in a Pinterest inspired fit 🥀

In conclusion, bro can dress


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Cowboy Sirius Yeehaw

cowboy Sirius yeehaw 😁


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago

Hello dear .. Please do not ignore our suffering

My name is Salman Helles from the afflicted and massively destroyed Gaza Strip..

My family consists of many children, women and elderly people and we are suffering from horrific tragic conditions .. Our house was bombed in the northern Gaza Strip and we were displaced to the southern Gaza Strip to Deir al-Balah and the family was scattered in tents and shelters in Deir al-Balah .. The conditions are extremely tragic where children suffer from the spread of diseases among them and the elderly and women in my family suffer from miserable conditions ..

Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering

There is no water, food or electricity in the Gaza Strip and the treatment is getting worse day after day ..

For more than 330 days we have been oppressed and wronged in the Gaza Strip and we are exposed to violent barbaric bombing ..

We would never ask for help and donations but the miserable conditions in the Gaza Strip forced us to do so ..

Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
Donate to Save the family of Salman Hellis from the Gaza Strip, organized by Salman Hellis
gofundme.com
Hello dear .. Please do not ignore our suffering My name is Salman… Salman Hellis needs your support for Save the family of Salman Hellis f

I appeal to the owners of human consciences and free people in this world to provide us with help ..

Your help, no matter how small, means a lot to us because it contributes to saving us and alleviating our suffering ..

Please donate to us or share my campaign On your blog and for your friends

I assure you that my campaign is completely legitimate


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago

sorry if it’s not clear enough, but i hate hate hate that they have slaves in the hp world. like…in a world of magic… they need slaves…?? and this whole thing is half treated like a joke plot (SPEW vs. elves loving being enslaved).

it’s gross! I sooo rarely put in house-elves in my fics because i just can’t deal with the ick of it. ‘Ooooooh you’re a BENEVOLENT slave owner? how progressive’

no thanks


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Maggie Smith For Loewe
Maggie Smith For Loewe

Maggie Smith for Loewe


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago

At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?

Okay so

Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.

One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.

“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”

Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.

“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.

Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.

“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”

“Look at how red he is,” James says.

And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.

“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.

“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”

“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”

Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)

OH WAIT THOUGH

I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
creeppiest
9 months ago

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
creeppiest
9 months ago
I Forgot How To Draw

i forgot how to draw


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago

🚨 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This! 🚨

🚨 VETTED BY butterflyeffect.project CHECK LINE NUMBER 1013

 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This!

🎉 Thank you so much to everyone who donated and shared our GoFundMe! We’ve hit $6700, and we couldn’t have done it without your incredible support. Your generosity means the world to us!

 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This!

Dear Tumblr Friends,

I’m begging you—please, do not scroll past this post. Mohammed, his family, and his young niece are in a desperate situation, and they need our help urgently.

The airstrike that shattered their lives has claimed the lives of everyone in his niece's family—leaving her completely alone. They have lost everything: their loved ones, their home, and their sense of security. 😢💔

 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This!

Now, they are living in a tent, struggling daily with no fresh water and barely any food. To make matters worse, Mohammed’s brother is still missing. Their situation is critical and time is running out. 🚨

 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This!
 Urgent Appeal: Do Not Scroll Past This!

Mohammed is trying to escape to safety in Egypt, but the cost is staggering: $5,000 per person. Without these funds, their chance to flee their nightmare is slipping away. 😔💔

Here’s how you can make a REAL difference:

Donate: Every dollar counts. Your contribution can help cover the crossing fees and offer Mohammed and his family a glimmer of hope for a safer future. 🌟💪

Share: Spread their story. The more people who hear this, the closer we get to our goal. Your voice matters! 📢💬

Offer Support: If you have any resources, connections, or ideas to help, don’t hesitate to reach out. Every bit of assistance can change their lives. 🤝💖

Please, don't let this opportunity to help slip away. Their lives depend on our collective action. Your support can mean everything to them in this critical time.

Donate to help me save my family from the war on Gaza, organized by mohammad alwadyeh
gofundme.com
My name is Mohammed Alwadiya. I’m a math teacher, I have a doctorate deg… mohammad alwadyeh needs your support for help me save my family fr

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your kindness and support. Together, we can make a life-saving difference. 🙏✨


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Absolutely Obsessed With These Two Btw
Absolutely Obsessed With These Two Btw

absolutely obsessed with these two btw


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
[BLOOD]
[BLOOD]

[BLOOD]

Who will pray for you?

[BLOOD]

Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024


Tags :
creeppiest
9 months ago
Messy Happy Gryffindors Enjoying A Quidditch Match
Messy Happy Gryffindors Enjoying A Quidditch Match

Messy happy Gryffindors enjoying a quidditch match…

This whole thing came about just because I wanted to paint Remus absolutely cheesing to show his lil crooked teeth ☹️


Tags :