Im As Straight As A Semi Circle

Im as straight as a semi circle

who am i w out my boys.

I feel like such an idiot right now.

so I’m at a cafe and a waitress came up to me and was like “oh would you like a refill?” And like if I liked the food. And then she asked “what did you have?” And my dumbass thought she meant what I’d eaten. So I said “oh I just had a sandwich!” And she looked at me like I had a mushroom on my head and was like “I meant what was your drink..” and uhh I just fvucking died

I know no one is gonna see this so fuck it.

FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.

Additionally: https://www.tumblr.com/gimmick-blog-mansion/746150518712401920/considering?source=share

10- I drink water everyday

20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day

25- I start learning how to cook

50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr

100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night

150- I make a lip care routine for me

200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)

350- I make and stick to a skin care routine

500- I’ll eat healthy food

750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)

1,000- I get back into baking

1,500- I get back into photography

2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again

5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job

10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate

12,500- I go to my first pride parade (I’m bi-ro)

15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again

20,000- I’ll go on a roller coaster for the first time.

50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself

(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)

Don’t ya just LOVEEEE when you see someone with pride pins and you compliment them, and then a homophobic bigot walks by and says “ugh the gays are ruining respectable stores now”