I Feel Like Such An Idiot Right Now.

I feel like such an idiot right now.

so I’m at a cafe and a waitress came up to me and was like “oh would you like a refill?” And like if I liked the food. And then she asked “what did you have?” And my dumbass thought she meant what I’d eaten. So I said “oh I just had a sandwich!” And she looked at me like I had a mushroom on my head and was like “I meant what was your drink..” and uhh I just fvucking died

Edit: this has gotten a lot of likes and reblogs—way more than I thought it would—and I feel like I should probably state that this is a work created by Banksy, in case people didn’t recognize that from the style. Added the artist to the tags, cuz that’s only right.

Im as straight as a semi circle

Assuming that an Aroallo person is Ace is the aspec equivalent to saying "So you're gay, right?" to a Bisexual.