Wait But Like Why Do I Read This And Think Of Dan And Phil Not Dab And Evan??
Wait but like why do I read this and think of Dan and Phil not Dab and Evan??
FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY
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dan: just be yourself, make yourself happy, don’t listen to what others say. you are you and that’s all you’ll ever need. you should never feel ashamed of yourself. live your own truth!!!!
dan: also i love sucking dick
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
chilly & moody
phil’s so amazing, we trend him twice
Someone needs to remind Phil that killing people is a crime. Cause Im pretty sure everyone is dead.
Serious Puns
1st year:
James: So I'm thinking we all need to dye our hair red and gold.
Remus: You're not serious.
Sirius: No, but I am!
2nd year:
James: Peter, the joke's gotten pretty old, don't you think it's time to stop?
Peter: Oh come on James, don't be so serious, that's this one's job! *points to Sirius*
3rd year:
James: (polyjuiced to look like Sirius) Ok, so you're sure you can ace my Astrology exam?
Sirius: (polyjuiced to look like James) As sure as you are about my Potions exam!
Remus: I can't believe you're actually going through with this. I thought you were joking.
James: Moony, I have never been this Sirius in my life.
Remus: I hate you all.
4th year:
Sirius: Hey Moony, I don't think I've ever heard you make a joke about my name.
Remus: Puns are the lowest form of humor.
Peter: Bullshit! You make other puns all the time!
Remus: Maybe I just don't like going for the low-hanging fruit.
James: Hey now, I'll have you know I take my puns very seriously!
Sirius: I do everything Sirius-ly.
Remus: *sighs*
5th year:
Lily: Why don't any of you ever use the word "serious?"
Sirius: They can't say it with a straight face anymore. It's a Sirius problem.
Remus: *rolls his eyes, smiling* You're awful.
6th year:
Lily: *storms in, glaring at James* Singing roses? Delivered in class? Are you fucking serious?
Remus: No, I'm fucking Sirius.
Sirius: ...Wait, that's what you meant when you said you wanted to wait until the right moment to tell them? You were letting me mope about keeping a secret from our friends for weeks, just so you could make that joke?
Remus: ...Yes.
Sirius: I think I'm in love with you.