Someone Needs To Remind Phil That Killing People Is A Crime. Cause Im Pretty Sure Everyone Is Dead.
Someone needs to remind Phil that killing people is a crime. Cause Im pretty sure everyone is dead.
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Serious Puns
1st year:
James: So I'm thinking we all need to dye our hair red and gold.
Remus: You're not serious.
Sirius: No, but I am!
2nd year:
James: Peter, the joke's gotten pretty old, don't you think it's time to stop?
Peter: Oh come on James, don't be so serious, that's this one's job! *points to Sirius*
3rd year:
James: (polyjuiced to look like Sirius) Ok, so you're sure you can ace my Astrology exam?
Sirius: (polyjuiced to look like James) As sure as you are about my Potions exam!
Remus: I can't believe you're actually going through with this. I thought you were joking.
James: Moony, I have never been this Sirius in my life.
Remus: I hate you all.
4th year:
Sirius: Hey Moony, I don't think I've ever heard you make a joke about my name.
Remus: Puns are the lowest form of humor.
Peter: Bullshit! You make other puns all the time!
Remus: Maybe I just don't like going for the low-hanging fruit.
James: Hey now, I'll have you know I take my puns very seriously!
Sirius: I do everything Sirius-ly.
Remus: *sighs*
5th year:
Lily: Why don't any of you ever use the word "serious?"
Sirius: They can't say it with a straight face anymore. It's a Sirius problem.
Remus: *rolls his eyes, smiling* You're awful.
6th year:
Lily: *storms in, glaring at James* Singing roses? Delivered in class? Are you fucking serious?
Remus: No, I'm fucking Sirius.
Sirius: ...Wait, that's what you meant when you said you wanted to wait until the right moment to tell them? You were letting me mope about keeping a secret from our friends for weeks, just so you could make that joke?
Remus: ...Yes.
Sirius: I think I'm in love with you.