Things My 5 Y/o Sis Has Said To Me

Things My 5 y/o sis has said to me

“WOW what happened to you? You look hideous today!”

“I love you. Now go away.”

“It’s okay, you’re only a little ugly.”

“You’re kinda ugly, but you’re also kinda beautiful.”

“That’s not pretty, but it is hilarious.”

“I’m a VSCO girl, but you’re a VSCO boy.”

“No. Leave me alone. I don’t like you.”

“You’re not very good at that.”

“If I say I love you, will you leave?”

“420 smoke weed.”

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